wBrynn - ProfilesArchive

About Me

I am Brynn and I do not like green eggs or ham. That's all I really wanted to say, but I suppose it is too little. I like to sit about and quietly observe people. Gay men and hippies are usually the best subjects and there are lots of good ones in Maui. I also notice everything annoying about people and try really hard not to be like them. I like to be very useful and I have an amazing purse that I can fit all kinds of crazy things in and it's like Mary Poppins. I enjoy baking nice things to eat and feeding my friends. Blended beverages are the best and my favorite word is lozenge. I am afraid of not being able to breathe and water that I can't see the bottom of. I strongly dislike eggs, mayonnaise, and blue meat packaging. I have always been a vegetarian. I like to work and clean and ride horses. I intend to to become an exotic animal veterinarian and start the "Robrynn Fitzclemen Memorial Conservation Center" for reptiles and large cats. If you are interested in my screen name please ask me. I do not wish to post it because a lot of people I do not want to know have given me theirs and making mine so easily available could lead to undesired conversations. If you are a middle aged man, please acknowledge that I am obviously not really 56 before you waste your efforts trying to woo me. That is all. Thank you for your time.
Brynn --
[noun]:
A brand of soylent green breakfast cereal
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My Interests

baggy, lentil, sergeant pepper, cheese, children's books, chocolate, ben & jerry's, crackers, crosswords, friends, grapefruit, hitting people with food, juice boxes, lasagna, license plate number sch655, lime sherbet, nnnnn..., nope, platapi, potatoes, reptiles, sandwiches, sierra, start buttons, startling people, sunglasses, vegetables, yumm deluxe bowls, horses, llamas, secretaries, lozenges, beverages, sudoku, pad thai, kitchen appliances, burrito bowls, nightgowns, memory foam, tamales

I'd like to meet:

Jesus and Batman.

My Beloved Buttons
I have 111 friends.

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Music:

I do not care about music much but I seem to have an attraction to Cake and The beatles are nice in the morning. Jason Webley is fun too.

Movies:

life of brian, men in tights, saved, amelie, chocolat, triplets of belville, sin city, not the grudge, lord of the rings, harry potter(s), movies about animals killing people

Television:

desperate housewives, oobi, crocodile hunter diaries, animal precinct, keeping up appearances, planet earth, unwrapped, home and garden shows, pokemon

Books:

the chronicles of narnia, the rainbow goblins, the lorax, charlie bone, diary, a series of unfortunate events, firebrand, harry potter, giraffes can't dance, island of the aunts, the secret of platform 13, which witch?, nancy drew, if you give a mouse a cookie, the goose girl, the davinci code, angels and demons

Heroes:

steve irwin, kermit, jason webley, martin, keith, maryanne, the wagonburgers, and of course, captain tanaka my batman fetus

My Blog

Why the buttons?

I decided belly buttons should be the new eye pictures. Then I thought it would be fun if my top 8 were belly buttons, so people can play "Name That Button", and naturally, I also had to be a belly bu...
Posted by wBrynn on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 10:47:00 PST

Homocidal Rampage

Your Homicidal Rampage! by crash_and_burnYour name:Weapon of Choice:AOL Trial CDsYour Favorite Target:EuropeansYour Kill Count:1,299,095,112Your Battle Cry:"My kidneys tingle with pleasure!"Years You ...
Posted by wBrynn on Thu, 09 Nov 2006 09:14:00 PST

Personality Assessment

Advanced Global Personality Test Results Extraversion |||||||||| 36% Stability |||||||||||||||||||| 86% Orderliness |||||||||||||||||| 76% Accommodation |||||||||||||||||||| 83% Interd...
Posted by wBrynn on Fri, 02 Jun 2006 05:24:00 PST

Emoticons

I feel the need to point out that the little mood faces do not at all describe how I am feeling. They are usually unattractive, exaggerated, and do not resemble faces I am making in any way. Do not be...
Posted by wBrynn on Sat, 27 May 2006 07:42:00 PST

Sandwich bags

I am really upset with those little sandwich bags. The ones that you tuck in and fold over. It seems that my sandwiches never fit into them. They are much to small and sandwiches have to be forced in,...
Posted by wBrynn on Fri, 26 May 2006 05:27:00 PST

A revelation about the world

Today my mom was pointing out all of the unhealthy and disgusting looking people. She said they look like "bloated zombies" and she does not understand what is wrong with the world. We preceded to hav...
Posted by wBrynn on Tue, 21 Mar 2006 09:05:00 PST