I like facebook.I probably like beer more than I like you.
I dance. But not well.
I tell people I can shuffle. But I can't.
I demand a lot of attention.
I love Carlingford Bowling Club.
I am a liability.
I like that Baz guy. He seem's pretty cool.
I'm annoying. Ask Trev.
I can probably drink more than you.
I adore animals.
Ice cream is going to save the day.
I love being me. I love sillyness.
I want to make lots of t-shirts.
Save the sea turtles.
People need to kiss more.
I want to blend Chuck Norris
I hate the smell of petrol.
I love buttons. Big ones.
Milkshakes.
All dogs DO go to heaven.
Stripper poles are a necessity.
Elvis is alive.
Jagerbombs are life.
Heart Australia.
My friends are better than yours.
My life for Gidget .
Never trust the Polish.
Boys should always play guitar.
No matter how many times I watch it I will always cry in the last 5 minutes of BBC's "The Office".
