Smurfgirl

Uh...I'm not interested.
Sex Preference
Top or Bottom Just glad to be doing it!
Morning or Night Anytime.
Lights on or off Depends who you're with.
Touching or kissing All about both.
Giver or Reciever Love it all!
Nice & slow or Rough & fast Depends on the moment but usually ends up rough & fast no matter what.
Bitting or Kissing Hmm...I like both!
Scratching or tickling Ooo...scratching...MEOW!
Grabbing or caressing Grabbing.
loud or quite Screamer!
Drunk or Sober Again, depends who you're with.
Outside or Inside Either one is fine with me.
Standing up or laying down Both are fun but against the wall and standing in the doorway ROCK!
Pain or Pleasure Pleasure.

Under or on top of the covers On top. Nothing in the way.
Clothes on or off Depends on the moment.
Good or Bad
Foreplay Nice but I'm always "good to go."
Whipped Cream ...mmm...
Fudge Eeewww!
One night stand No, thanks.
Booty calls LMAO!

Long toe nails Yuck! Talons are for eagles!
Sex toys Hell yeah, I'm not shy!
Ashy elbows Nasty.
Soft Skin Very nice.
Music Music = Life.

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What is your name?: Sharon
Are you named after anyone?: No
What's your screename?: Smurfgirl
Would you name a child of yours after you?: Hell no
If you were born a member of the opposite sex what would your name be?: Barry Kevin (not much better,eh?)
If you could switch names with a friend who would it be?: Michele
Are there any mispronounciations/typos that ppl do w/ your name constantly?: Sherri
Would you drop your last name if you became famous?: Probably
Basics
Your gender:: Female
Straight/Gay/Bi:: Straight
Single?: Yep, I am now
If not, do you want to be?:
Birthdate:: December 17th
Your age:: 35
Age you act:: Not anywhere near 35
Age you wish you were:: Not anywhere near 35
Your height:: 5' 2.75" (every bit counts)
Eye color:: Sapphire blue (thanks Fresh Look)
Happy with it?: I keep ordering that color
Hair color:: Dark reddish brown
Happy with it?: Sure
Lefty/righty/ambidextrous:: Righty
Your living arrangement:: On my own with my 15 year old baby girl after being married for 17 years
Your family:: All crazy or dead except my daddy. He's great.
Have any pets?: 2 Min Pins. Spike & Shae.
Whats your job?: Band Bitch
Piercings?: Only my ears
Tattoos?: Got 4
Obsessions?: Ha! Got a couple
Addictions?: Naw
Do you speak another language?: Not fluently
Have a favorite quote?: Gawd Dayum
Do you have a webpage?: just myspace
Deep Thoughts About Life and You in it
Do you live in the moment?: absolutely
Do you consider yourself tolerant of others?: not usually
Do you have any secrets?: oh yes
Do you hate yourself?: not today
Do you like your handwriting?: sometimes
Do you have any bad habits?: many
What is the compliment you get from most people?: I don't pay attention to most compliments. People are so full of shit.
If a movie was made about your life, what would it be called?: Crazy Bitch
What's your biggest fear?: Losing someone close to me
Can you sing?: Sometimes
Do you ever pretend to be someone else just to look cool?: No
Are you a loner?: No
What are your #1 priorities in life?: My Kids
If you were another person, would you be friends with you?: Yes
Are you a daredevil?: Most of the time
Is there anything you fear or hate about yourself?: Of course
Are you passive or agressive?: Agressive
Do you have a journal?: Yes
What is your greatest strength and weakness?: Strenghth - Support Weakness - My heart
If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?: Not really sure
Do you think you are emotionally strong?: No
Is there anything you regret doing/not doing in life?: Oh, so many
Do you think life has been good so far?: At times but the future looks bright
What is the most important lesson you've learned from life?: Nothing is more important than your babies. Trust is invaluable. Never say Never.
What do you like the most about your body?: It still works
And least?: It doesn't look like it used to
Do you think you are good looking?: no
Are you confident?: depends on the situation
What is the fictional character you are most like?: a smurf
Are you perceived wrongly?: people think I'm nicer than I really am
Do You...
Smoke?: not really. Sometimes I do when I'm drinking.
Do drugs?: Not habitually
Read the newspaper?: Sometimes
Pray?: Sometimes
Go to church?: No
Talk to strangers who IM you?: No
Sleep with stuffed animals?: No
Take walks in the rain?: No, I don't like lightning
Talk to people even though you hate them?: No
Drive?: Like a fucking maniac
Like to drive fast?: like my ass were on fire
Would or Have You Ever?
Liked your voice?: Yes
Hurt yourself?: Yes
Been out of the country?: Yes
Eaten something that made other people sick?: Yes
Been in love?: Yes
Done drugs?: Yes
Gone skinny dipping?: Yes
Had a medical emergency?: Yes
Had surgery?: Yes
Ran away from home?: Yes
Played strip poker?: Yes
Gotten beaten up?: No
Beaten someone up?: Yes
Been picked on?: Yes
Been on stage?: Yes
Slept outdoors?: Yes
Thought about suicide?: Yes
Pulled an all nighter?: Yes
If yes, what is your record?: 2.75 days
Gone one day without food?: Yes
Talked on the phone all night?: Yes
Slept together with the opposite sex w/o actually having sex?: Yes
Slept all day?: Yes
Killed someone?: No
Made out with a stranger?: Yes
Had sex with a stranger?: No
Thought you're going crazy?: Yes
Kissed the same sex?: No
Done anything sexual with the same sex?: Touched some boobies. Does that count?
Been betrayed?: Yep
Had a dream that came true?: Ahh...yes
Broken the law?: Yes
Met a famous person?: Yes
Have you ever killed an animal by accident?: Yes
On purpose?: No
Told a secret you swore you wouldn't tell?: Yes but only for someone's own safety
Stolen anything?: Yes
Been on radio/tv?: Yes
Been in a mosh-pit?: Yes
Had a nervous breakdown?: Yes
Bungee jumped?: No
Had a dream that kept coming back?: Yes
Beliefs
Belive in life on other planets?: Don't know
Miracles?: Yes
Astrology?: No
Magic?: No
God?: Yes
Satan?: Yes
Santa?: No
Ghosts?: Yes
Luck?: Yes
Love at first sight?: For some people
Yin and yang (that good cant exist w/o bad)?: Yes
Witches?: Yes
Easter bunny?: No
Believe its possible to remain faithful forever?: No
Believe theres a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow?: No
Do you wish on stars?: Absolutely
Deep Theological Questions
Do you believe in the traditional view of Heaven and Hell?: No
Do you think God has a gender?: Yes
Do you believe in organized religion?: No
Where do you think we go when we die?: No one knows
Friends
Do you have any gay/lesbian friends?: Yes
Who is your best friend?: Brad
Who's the one person that knows most about you?: Michele
What's the best advice that anyone has ever given to you?: Something that came from a long talk with Brad. It changed my life.
Your favourite inside joke?: "Just let it happen, baby."
Thing you're picked on most about?: Nickelback
Who's your longest known friend?: Scott
Newest?: Cheryl
Shyest?: Brad
Funniest?: Jeff
Sweetest?: Cheryl
Closest?: Brad
Weirdest?: John
Smartest?: Brad
Ditziest?: Tiffany
Friends you miss being close to the most?: Michele
Last person you talked to online?: Brittany
Who do you talk to most online?: Brittany
Who are you on the phone with most?: Brad
Who do you trust most?: Brittany
Who listens to your problems?: Brad
Who do you fight most with?: Brittany
Who's the nicest?: Cheryl
Who's the most outgoing?: Amy
Who's the best singer?: Amy
Who's on your shit-list?: Wayne
Have you ever thought of having sex with a friend?: Yes
Who's your second family?: My Boys
Do you always feel understood?: No
Who's the loudest friend?: Amy
Do you trust others easily?: Fuck no
Who's house were you last at?: Brad's
Name one person who's arms you feel safe in:: it's best if I don't
Do your friends know you?: Yes
Friend that lives farthest away:: I'm not sure
Love and All That
Do you consider love a mistake?: Never
What do you find romantic?: Undivided attention
Turn-on?: "The look"
Turn-off?: questioning yourself at the wrong moment
First kiss?: Don't remember. Strange, huh?
If someone u had no interest in had interest in dating u how would u feel?: Fine. I'm a no bullshit kind of person. Let's talk & clear things up.
Do you prefer knowing someone before dating them or going: Of course
Have u ever wished it was more socially acceptable 4 a girl 2 ask a guy out: Not really
Have you ever been romantically attracted to someone physically unattractiv: Yes, not everyone is John Quinn
Do you think the opposite sex finds you good looking?: Who cares
What is best about the opposite sex?: You know that thing that hangs down...
What is the worst thing about the opposite sex?: You know that thing that hangs down...
What's the last present someone gave you?: a tv for my room (thanks boys!)
Are you in love?: Love is so confusing. Does anyone really know?
Do you consider your significant other hot?: Significant other?
Who Was the Last Person...
That haunted you?: Billy
You wanted to kill?: Travis
That you laughed at?: Cameron
That laughed at you?: Scott
That turned you on?: Geez...
You went shopping with?: Brittany & Cameron
That broke your heart?: He knows who he is
To disappoint you?: Scott
To ask you out?: J
To make you cry?: Brittany
To brighten up your day?: Scott
That you thought about?: My dad
You saw a movie with?: Brad
You talked to on the phone?: Brittany
You talked to through IM/ICQ?: Brittany
You saw?: Brittany
You lost?: My nephew
Right This Moment...
Are you going out?: Yes
Will it be with your significant other?: No
Or some random person?: No
What are you wearing right now?: Sweatshirt & Warm Fuzzy Boots
Body part you're touching right now:: None. Computer in my lap
What are you worried about right now?: Tonight
What book are you reading?: I'm not
What's on your mousepad?: My finger
Use 5 words to describe how you're feeling:: Cold, Nervous, Anxious, Content, Contemplative
Are you bored?: No
Are you tired?: No
Are you talking to anyone online?: No
Are you talking to anyone on the phone?: No
Are you lonely or content?: Uh, strangely enough, I just said "content"
Are you listening to music?: Always
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