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Ilse and Gretel K.

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About Me


What doesn't kill us makes us stronger. ..and costs Julie K. a fortune in hospital bills.

Gretel: 9.5 lbs - aggressive to most dogs and children. hates pugs. accident/injury/illness prone. has almost died twice. steals and buries socks.

Ilse: 14.5 lbs - strong as a tank. bites hard. feels no pain. enjoys eating coins/nails/screws/lightbulbs/rocks/concrete. plays very rough. social towards humans and dogs, prefers large breeds (of dog that is). will kill small animals for pleasure.

My Interests

fights, spikes, toys, utter destruction of your personal property, carob drops, lamb lungs, the steak on your plate, liver snaps, cheese, beef foot, braided bull dicks, pork knees, bone marrow, fruit, greenies, styrofoam, ice cream, lollipops, bird-chasing, pitbulls, men, coffee (gretel only), and barking at or otherwise terrorizing small children.

I'd like to meet:

like-minded individuals.

Music:

Gretel: Classic Rock
Ilse: New Wave/Old Punk/Old Country

Heroes:

The vacuum cleaner. It destroys everything in its path.

My Blog

Gretel's all better!

yay... follow-up x-rays next friday to check on the progress of her lung contusion. other than that she's playing/running/barking like a brand new puppy! check out the pix blog for a photo o...
Posted by Ilse and Gretel K. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

gretel k was viciously attacked today :(

..by a large dog in my building who USUALLY wears a muzzle.. and she is now in the hospital with a punctured thorax and about a pound less blood than she had yesterday. we can't wait to pick her up to...
Posted by Ilse and Gretel K. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST