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Payvi Baby, so damn crazy

I'm MAPmatically challenged

About Me

too complex to understand. u either love me or hate me. there's no in between. i don't bullshit and i don't like bullshitters. i'm celebrated everywhere i go and, oh yeah........i'm insane.
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My Interests

black jewish gay midgets; igloos; art and artists; xanax; overdosing on shrimp; hoola hoop dancing; debauchery; androgyny; conspiracy theories; my past life as an empress dowager

I'd like to meet:

deviants, blasphemers, intellects, and robots that make music

Music:

electro, 80's new wave, psychodelic rock, david bowie/iggy pop, bjork, jimmi hendrix, PINK FLOYD, tori amos, peaches, jefferson airplane, DEPECHE MODE, shotgun radio, madonna, mynx, ladytron, ratatat, lovage, mt. sims, sigur ros, outkast, le tigre, fischerspooner, miss kitten, james brown, the faint, chemical bros., the gorillaz, LCD Soundsystem, Bloc Party, felix da housecat, dirty sanchez, frank sinatra, timo mas, digweed, flaming lips, junior boys, aphex twin, KRAFTWERK, air, autolux, immortal technique, minnie riperton, avenue D., cat power, shiny toy guns, phobic, MUSE, carl perkins, billie holiday, the fuckin' RAMONES, led zepplin(album: physical grafitti), radiohead, frankie goes to hollywood, chinese opera, etc.............

Movies:

Gummo; Dancer in the Dark; Snatch; Lock, Stock, and 2 Smoking Barrels; MOST Kubrik; Orlando; Trainspotting; Any move w/ David Bowie in it; Pi; Requiem for a Dream; Casablanca; Waking Life; Memmento; John Waters Films especially Pecker; ALL DAVID LYNCH(he's a genious); Boxing Helena; Animatrix; Shadow Magic; King of Masks; DONNIE DARKO; Shrek 2; Pedro Almadovar Films; FELINI movies(another genious---i know i'm twisted); The Audition; Tarantino Films; Wang Kar-Wai Films; Faster Pussy Cat Kill Kill; Ghost World; Chinatown; Blackboards; Films written by Charlie Kaufman; The Five Obstructions; The fuckin' STATION AGENT; Life of David Gale; Afterlife(and karaedo's new release); MOST Jim Jarmusch; Michael Moore; Zoolander; Confessions of a Dangerous Mind; Sexy Beast; The Sting; Fight Club; Irreversible; Man Bites Dog; The Neverending Story; Pet Semetary; Schizopolis; What the Bleep Do We Know; Winged Migration(who wouldn't wanna be a bird?); City of lost children; The Big Lebowski; Hero etc....

Television:

Family Guy; Golden Girls("Picture it, Sicily 1922"); Modern Marvels; Sesame Street; CURRENT TV

Books:

dragon lady; all the shah's men; what's the matter with kansas; republic of plato; the alchemist; insanity; six records of a floating life; stupid white men; dude where's my country; reading lolita in tehran; slaughter-house 5; the man with a shattered world; are you really too sensitive; devil in a blue dress; harry potter(1 & 2); catcher in the rye; the stranger; the kite runner

Heroes:

anyone that tries to impeach president BUSH

My Blog

Jail and Bail

So there's officially a warrant out for my arrest......all because of a $10 fix-it ticket I forgot to take care of months ago. So am I going to stop driving and surrender my license now? Nope, I just ...
Posted by Payvi Baby, so damn crazy on Mon, 24 Sep 2007 07:12:00 PST

Al Pacino's Parking Cone

For those of you who don't know about my klepto habits: If you're wondering how Al Pacino's parking cone at AFI disappeared.....I stole it. I placed it in my driveway so that if he passes by my house,...
Posted by Payvi Baby, so damn crazy on Fri, 30 Mar 2007 12:28:00 PST

A Very Long Engagement

On the movie: "A Very Long Engagement" --Far from Jean-Pierre Jeanut's more quirky films like City of Lost Children and The Delicatessen, just watching this movie alone WAS a Very Long Engagement. I w...
Posted by Payvi Baby, so damn crazy on Wed, 10 Jan 2007 07:21:00 PST

Amores Perros

besides the fact that life IS A BITCH, i would like to anounce that i learned every bad word in spanish thanks to this amazing flim........thank you Guillermo Arriaga Jordan and Alejandro Gonzalez Ina...
Posted by Payvi Baby, so damn crazy on Thu, 04 Jan 2007 08:08:00 PST

On Lewis Carroll

i must have read "Alice in Wonderland" for the third time this month. It's officially become my new obsession but also a personal concern because this pretty much confirms my own insanity. wasn't lewi...
Posted by Payvi Baby, so damn crazy on Sat, 03 Jun 2006 10:29:00 PST

10 Things I Learned about Iran

While on my trip here, I came to understand that:a.) persians have never anad will never FOLLOW directions!!!b.) the distance formula actually works. people are smart enough to apply it on the road. c...
Posted by Payvi Baby, so damn crazy on Wed, 05 Jul 2006 05:12:00 PST

worthless apologies

why do people say they're "sorry" yet continue their actions? if only i earned a penny for everytime i heard "i'm sorry to hear that" or "i'm sorry you feel that way". no you're no...
Posted by Payvi Baby, so damn crazy on Sun, 19 Feb 2006 10:23:00 PST

The REAL dumb and dumber

LET'S PLAY A GAME CALLED, "WHO'S MORE STUPID?" Jessica Simpson or Britney Spears? I just finished reading an article in Elle magazine whereby Britney Spears was interviewed........she had a lot of int...
Posted by Payvi Baby, so damn crazy on Tue, 13 Sep 2005 03:52:00 PST