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Saylamour

My ray guns are bigger than your ray guns!

About Me



My Interests

Costuming for hot sassy girls, Painting shoes, Making wicked awesome food, Dancing around the house in my underwear, Breaking into abandoned buildings and amusement parks, Motorcycles, Hot muscle cars, Getting my friends drunk with tasty martinis, New music, Sailing, Book Stores, Antiques, Secrets, Other peoples pets, AND Sexy Time.

I'd like to meet:

I LIKE BIG BUTTS and I cannot lie....

Music:

the Black Keys, the Geraldine Fibbers, the Decembrists, Nina Simone, Roisin Murphy, Hank William 3, Elvis, Iron and Wine, Peaches, the Eagles of Death Metal, Clap Your Hands and Say Yeah, the Amilee Soundtrack, the Postal Service, Wolf Parade, T model Ford Scissor Sisters, James Brown, INXS – yup still after all these years, I love 70’s FUNK looooooooove it, Rare Garage tracks, Old reggae & rock steady.
(My favoritest song is: Al Green ~ let’s stay together)

Movies:

28 Days Later, Amelie, Balzac and the Little Chinese Seamstress, Battle Royale, Blade Runner, Cemetery Man, Cry Baby, Donnie Darko, Evil Dead 2, Ginger Snaps, Grindhouse, Hero, In the Mood For Love, Old Boy, Pan's Labyrinth, Pootie Tang, Ravenous, Smokey and the Bandit, Spirited Away, The City of Lost Children, Volver, Zoolander

Television:

South Park
ARRESTED DEVELOPEMENT
KENNY VS. SPENNY!!!!

Books:

The Arabian nights, 100 Years of Solitude, The Master and Marguerite, The Brothers Grimm's Faerie Tales, The Princess Bride, Edgar Allan Poe, Joseph Campbell, Douglas Adams, and a bunch o' others.

Heroes:

Mary Read and Anne Bonny ~ (Famous historical girl pirates.)
Dolly Parton.
Oscar Wilde
and Cassanova.

My Blog

A new place to hide

I've moved.  My Space blogging was cramping my style or something.  Actually, I'm not toooo far away.  Just down the block, HERE. That is for the 2 and 1/2 of ya (yes mom, you too...
Posted by Saylamour on Thu, 13 Sep 2007 10:42:00 PST

Things I've learned (the hard way). Lesson 1: green panties.

HELLO!! Its been awhile since I've blogged about my random life, having been on vacation. (Scotland was great by the way...I actually wrote a book about it. A 15 page book mind you.)Life can teach y...
Posted by Saylamour on Sun, 10 Jun 2007 01:47:00 PST

Monster Bunny

Today, I'm getting thouroughly distracted with ummmm "research".  Imagine for a moment that you are walking out in the Italian countriside.  The birdies are chirping,  the sun is soft ...
Posted by Saylamour on Thu, 26 Apr 2007 11:17:00 PST

What a day, what a day!!

OH NO!  I've lost my sence of humour.  I put it down somewhere and I can't remember where I put it!! I'm rather upset, because although it wasn't that new, or particularly rare, I really lik...
Posted by Saylamour on Wed, 18 Apr 2007 09:49:00 PST

paraskavedekatriaphobia

Happy Friday the 13th Y'all. Out of curiousity, I checked out Wikipedia to figure out why the west is so superstitious about this day.  It doesn't really give any more history then you would get ...
Posted by Saylamour on Fri, 13 Apr 2007 11:01:00 PST

Luck of the Irish

A bird pooped on my head yesterday.  It was pretty gross. When a bird plops on your head, everyone will say how it's considered to be lucky.  SUUUURRRE, I say, lucky for the bird that is!&nb...
Posted by Saylamour on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 01:10:00 PST

Things that make you go grrrrrrrrrrr.

PRE WARNING!!!  I WILL RANT. This is for idle amusement and humor. If you don't like it, tough!  Go read someone else's blog, where they talk about kittens and rainbows, you damn hippy....
Posted by Saylamour on Thu, 29 Mar 2007 11:18:00 PST

Revenge is a dish best served with a nice glass of wine.

Good morning my readers (aka Barold. and maybe someone else)! REVENGE. Such a dirty word isn't it?  I've been told I have a natural talent for it.  Personally, I attribute that to having na...
Posted by Saylamour on Mon, 26 Mar 2007 10:49:00 PST

Who needs a little pink, bunny, vibrator when....

......one can have a BIG, shiny vibrator that can also act as a transportation device as well.!! (Those little pink bunny vibrators always burn out anyhow.  At the most inconvient moments - That'...
Posted by Saylamour on Mon, 19 Mar 2007 12:22:00 PST

Love sucks, but you suck less than love.

BE WARNED - THIS BLOG IS A RANT ABOUT LOVE. POSITIVE PEOPLE & PEOPLE IN LOVE SHOULD NOT READ.  YOU WILL NOT UNDERSTAND.LOVE SUCKSBUT YOU SUCK LESS THAN LOVE.  I  think.  Love&n...
Posted by Saylamour on Tue, 13 Feb 2007 10:55:00 PST