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Drinking beer, playing hockey & rugby, rocking out, going to shows, closing down bars, Denny's at 4 AM, classic literature, killing terrorists, and generally having a good time.
Men, women, badgers, Martians, punks, skins, ruggers, muggers, buggerers, halfwits, nimwits, dimwits, revisionist historians, misunderestimaters, Shakira, Condi Rice, Turbonegro, ex-Motley Crue groupies, Jarome Iginla, my self-esteem, The Donnas, the Chancellor of Germany, and my illegitimate children spread around the world.
Punk, hardcore, ska, rockabilly, Deathpunk, bellydancers, a limited amount of hip hop and Johnny Cash.
Blazing Saddles, Slapshot, Gladiator, Scarface, SLC Punk, Dr. Strangelove, Supertroopers.
I watch sports, news, and any family oriented show where someone gets either 1. drunk 2. ridiculed 3. punched in the face 4. kidnapped by aliens.
Slaughterhouse-Five, Cat's Cradle, and pretty much anything else by Kurt Vonnegut. And that guy who writes the short stories in Penthouse, which I only read for the articles.
Sheriff Bart, Maximus, Tony Montana, Reg Dunlop, the guy who invented beer, old punk rockers, Jimmy Carter, Willie O'Ree, and Al Bundy.