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-johnny-

It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again

About Me

"We were the only gringoes walking around, and we definitely got some weird looks, but most people were pretty friendly towards us. Actually, there was a guy named Mario who threatened to kill us the first day we were there. He woke us up at 5 AM by blasting Hall and Oates's "Maneater" but after a while he apologized and we sat on the beach with him for a few minutes."

My Interests

1) Stuff. 2) Things. 3) Whatnot. Southern comfort.

I'd like to meet:

nobody really. i meet people and THEN add them to myspace. It would be cool to meet Mr T and Chuck D. I already met John Kay from Steppenwolf.

Music:

off the top of my head: Public Enemy, Pixies, ABBA , Slumber Party, Judas Priest, Black Flag, Pilfers, DEVO, Ramones, Johnny Cash, JUCIFER, Steppenwolf, Cramps, Captain Beefheart, Kraftwerk, Turbonegro, Neko Case, Three Dog Night, Camper Van Beethoven, Crucified, Ducky Boys, Velvet Underground , Groovie Ghoulies, Mortal, CockSparrer, Nirvana, My Life With The Thrill Kill Kult, SORP, Iron Maiden, Bauhaus, Wire, Lords of Altamont, Beatles, Subhumans, PORTISHEAD, all New Wave music, every 80s electronic Latin female song.

Movies:

Big Lebowski, Snakes on a Plane, Polyester, Repo Man, Easy Rider, The Warriors, Logan's Run, Evil Dead & Army of Darkness, Gremlins, Mad Max series, Star Wars 4-6, Coming to America, Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas, Leaving Las Vegas, Pulp Fiction, A Thief in the Night, Billy Madison, Rock n Roll High School, Robocop, Dr Strangelove, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Pink Flamingos

Television:

IFC channel, Space Ghost, Alf, Nip/Tuck, Desperate Housewives, Simpsons, In Living Color, VH1 Metal Classics or whatever it is called.

Books:

Religion. Psychology. Science. Car-repair. Hip-hop cover art.

Heroes:

Mustache Month

My Blog

"Mission Accomplished"

4 year ago today.  Wow.  It's not even worth rambling about.The book I've been reading (for a few minutes each night right before bed) is awesome.  I read the A's and was already snagge...
Posted by -johnny- on Wed, 02 May 2007 06:01:00 PST

This is a blog

This is a post in a blog.
Posted by -johnny- on Fri, 06 Apr 2007 11:28:00 PST

i think i borkened myself

EDIT: 5PM, Nov 15: Broken metatarsal.  don't know how, but it's borkeded.  crap.  have to wear "the boot" for a week and then reevaluate.  can't drive, and i work on the 4th floor....
Posted by -johnny- on Wed, 15 Nov 2006 12:48:00 PST

HECKUVA JOB, RUMMY!

Republicans in the House: Out!Rumsfeld as the Secretary of Defense: Out!K-Fed: Out!Whoo hoo, totally awesome day!Santorum: out! All over backseats and bedsheets (thank you Dan Savage)While I realize t...
Posted by -johnny- on Wed, 08 Nov 2006 03:04:00 PST

Hey, the October Surprise came late!

wow, I'm sure Saddam's death penalty verdict came out a few days before the elections just due to chance and randomness in the foreign court system. yes.Is there a megachurch around here?  I coul...
Posted by -johnny- on Mon, 06 Nov 2006 06:03:00 PST

How to hack a Diebold voting machine

gee, who could have ever guessed it possible?  oh wait, lots of people have been saying that for two decades now.  spread this all over the internets, maybe our democratically-elected govern...
Posted by -johnny- on Tue, 12 Sep 2006 04:30:00 PST

if you have 2 minutes and 59 seconds...

you will be totally amazed by the power of ONE music video:http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-3382491587979 249836
Posted by -johnny- on Mon, 10 Jul 2006 04:02:00 PST

I'm so ashamed of myself.

I like the new Paris Hilton song.  in my defense, it is a total ripoff of a UB40 song from about 1989, which is more respectable.  i'll be in the basement blasting death metal if you need me...
Posted by -johnny- on Fri, 23 Jun 2006 01:17:00 PST

Now I am a grad school graduate

columbia puts on a hell of a ceremony, i'll give you that.  thanks for the master's in Organizational Psychology, booyah, booyah.  driving through to nyc in the rain is for sucks.  the ...
Posted by -johnny- on Wed, 17 May 2006 07:51:00 PST

School's out FOREVER!

the year of craziness is finally over.pro: no more commuting 300 miles a week, no more papers, no more army crap to deal with, no more being gone half the week and missing my ladies.con: no more NYC.i...
Posted by -johnny- on Mon, 08 May 2006 09:58:00 PST