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L.A. Zen!

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Show 4:
Topic: The Quiz Show Show - aired on June 28 @ 11 PM
This episode was devoted to showing the many contest prize and gift contributions. I showed TONS of the fun crap YOU CAN WIN! All you have to do is tune in. Soon to be on YouTube. And the site is in the making.
Contributing Companies:
Adam and Eve (Adult Toys and DVDs)
BDI Marketing ("Hoochie Mama" Ballcaps, Tank Tops and Scoops)
Irene Boss (Dominatrix (Funny Lady) - 55-DVD Samplers)
Clone-A-Willy (Rubber Phallic and Vaginal Mold Kits)
ClubJenna (DVDs)
Jollies Pleasure Toys (100% Medical Grade Silicone Toys)
Kheper Games (Adult Games and Novelties)
Rimba Store (Pierceless Nipple Ring Sets)
Wacky Packages (Product parody stickers by Topps)
WB Toy Company (Playfully Lewd (Erect) Stuffed Animals)
Show 3:
Guests: The Radioactive Chicken Heads - aired on April. 29 @ 10:30 PM
Talk about crazy! Show 3 was insane! The RCH did some live numbers, we showed their videos, and had a groovy time.
Show 2:
Guest(s): Raven Black (Adult Actress) - aired on Mar. 27 @ 11 PM
Wow! We had such a great time doing Show # 2 that it's got to be illegal in some parts of the world to have so much fun. Thanks again Raven & Jeff! We'll have to do it again.
Show 1:
Guest: Ken Pontac (Happy Tree Friends) - aired Feb. 6 @ 11:30 PM
Thanks again, Ken. I couldn't have done it without you, brother. HEY, SUSAN! Good boy, Whistle. (Their doggy.)
Next Guest:
TBA
Tentative Guests:
Count Smokula (Musician)
Deron Wade (Musician)
Ray Don & The Backwash Band
Goddess Heather (FemDom Bodybuilder)
Disinformation Company (Patriotic Anarchists)
Pepper La Rue (Burlesque Dancer/Pinup Model)
Pyro-A-Gogo (Fire Dancers)
Steve Diet Goedde (Pro Photographer)
Eon McKai (Adult Movie Director)
WANTED:
Photographer: Behind-the-scenes and promo photog. Have a steady hand and at least one good eye.
Musicians: Be a featured musical artist. Get played at intro (:30), outro (1:00), or during the show (length at my whim).
Previously featured musical artists:
Deron Wade (shows 1 and 2)
Janina Diestler (show 3)
DJ Sir-G (show 4)
Jonteknik (show 4)
Artists: Collaborated artwork will be featured during the intro and/or outro of the show, and used for promotion.
Previously featured artists:
Emanuele * Kabu (show 2)
Animators: Collaborate on animated shorts and promo stuff.
Investors: I need backers to fund production expenses. Donations are always welcome.
Airings: L.A. Zen airs on Time Warner Cable on Channels 98, 77 (Santa Monica), and 43 (Beverly Hills.) Check your local listings.

My Interests

Anything positive. Except A.I.D.S. positive. Unless it has something to do with a cure. Oh, and a cure for bad attitudes (besides a foot up one's crack.) And the group The Cure. I had a pedicure once. It was for my birthday. It was cool. I wonder what Mr. Kool-Aid's working on these days. Hmmm...go away now. Thanks.

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who's not a titmite. (If you don't know what it is, then you don't need to know.)

Music:

The Knife, Deftones, Jimmy Durante, Kraftwerk, Bob Dylan, Roxy Music, Coldplay, Lindsey Buckingham, Klaus Nomi, Isley Brothers, Flying Lizards, SPK, YMO, NIN, ELO, Bob Marley, John Lennon, Choking Susan, Missy Elliott, Aerosmith, Kate Bush, Grateful Dead, Pink Floyd, George Clinton, Mars Volta, Pearl Jam, Candice Clark, Nirvana, Led Zeppelin, Ice Cube, Carpenters, John Denver, Radiohead, Pete Yorn, Sarah McLachlan...

Deron Wade ~ Buy his album "Somewhere Out There." I did and I listen to it all the time. He was also kind enough to lend the show one of his songs for its intro and outro.

Movies:

Ran, 300, Baraka, Kung Fu Hustle, Mishima, Donnie Darko, Team America, Resident Evil, The Aristocrats, Pan's Labyrinth, The Machinist, The Forgotten, Fight Club...

Television:

I don't watch TV. And it doesn't watch me back. But some DVDs I dig are: Mr. Show, Family Guy, Arrested Development, The Sarah Silverman Program., Wonder Showzen, Sealab 2021, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, The Ben Stiller Show...

Books:

The Art of War, Gulliver's Travels, Cannery Row, The Winter of Our Discontent, Of Mice and Men, Catcher in the Rye, 1984, Brave New World, The Kabbalah of Money...

Heroes:

Benjamin Franklin, John Lennon and UltraMan!

Follow your heart, lead by example, or move aside so others can.

My Blog

Prize & Gift pics posted @ LA_Zen (xpeeps.com)

To avoid getting this profile deleted again, I've posted images of the prizes and gifts at xpeeps due to their adult-oriented nature. There are Adults Only! DVDs, novelties, card and board games ...
Posted by L.A. Zen! on Thu, 17 Apr 2008 08:20:00 PST

Intro of New Segments! PRIZES! GIFTS! YIPPEE!

The following segment(s) will be introduced on Show 4: Vehicular Man's Laughter (Not Manslaughter), Questioning Answers Correctly, and Hollywood History! During the show viewers can win fun prize...
Posted by L.A. Zen! on Thu, 17 Apr 2008 08:03:00 PST

Show 3 w/Radioactive Chicken Heads airs on April 29

Thank you Carrot Topp, Cheri Tomato, Bird Brain and Frankenchicken of The Radioactive Chicken Heads for making show 3 so much fun. Everyone had a great time, even the crew. Thanks also go to my p...
Posted by L.A. Zen! on Thu, 17 Apr 2008 07:48:00 PST