rock a bye cynic |
don't worry, i'm sure your starving homeless friend in Guanylyptia understands that americans have been weaned on Nigerian bank account scams that are really run by the CIA
Posted by Itch Hospital on Sun, 08 Jun 2008 08:27:00 PST |
get bent |
i'm having strong suicidal urges right nowso FUCK YOU
Posted by Itch Hospital on Sat, 07 Jun 2008 01:20:00 PST |
hemorrhoy ate a hamburger |
Things went okay for a while, at least twenty minutes. Then he grew old, and with each passing minute he wondered if they would ever catch him. If death would ever catch him red-handed. Turns out he l...
Posted by Itch Hospital on Sun, 01 Jun 2008 01:28:00 PST |
so how’s this for insane |
I find out I'm not allowed to see my nieces because everyone is convinced that I am OBSESSED with them. This pisses me off, because these idiots are convinced of something that just plain ISN'T TRUE. ...
Posted by Itch Hospital on Wed, 21 May 2008 12:43:00 PST |
no one is there when i need them |
My nieces (ages 9 and 6) are two of the best friends I have ever had, and this apparently is a problem for everyone except me and them, because I am 37 and don't have adult friends locally. I never le...
Posted by Itch Hospital on Tue, 20 May 2008 07:22:00 PST |
my friend needs help |
Okay folks (who am I talking to? nobody reads this)......... but despite that, I am pleading for your help. Not on behalf of myself, but on behalf of my friend Mohammed in Ghana.I sent him $50 not lon...
Posted by Itch Hospital on Wed, 14 May 2008 12:09:00 PST |
fuzzy forearms |
i saw an amazing girl in the supermarket today.i hardly ever notice girls anymore. but oh my god.such a rare type. this type. a species all to their own, I'd say.of course i was scared to death to say...
Posted by Itch Hospital on Fri, 09 May 2008 01:32:00 PST |
dream |
last night i dreamt of two huge rhinoceroses that we tried to keep from noticing us and attacking. we failed. i was led into a secret room. to get there, we had to go through a lot of rooms. one of th...
Posted by Itch Hospital on Mon, 28 Apr 2008 03:41:00 PST |
may it bring him happiness |
in an attempt to put some meaning into my lifeI sent a young man who I barely knowwho lives in Ghana$50 today, per his polite requesta hell of a lot betterif you ask methan donating to a charity siteb...
Posted by Itch Hospital on Thu, 24 Apr 2008 04:21:00 PST |
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my level of ignorance is astoundingalsothe fact that i don't know what to do about iti think i was born last week
Posted by Itch Hospital on Tue, 22 Apr 2008 09:02:00 PST |
