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Unhero Eddie and the Splats

for the wonderfully unapproachable people

About Me

EDDWAD HEWRTY'S SOLO PROJECTILE "AUDIO PORK" cdr: If Colon on the Cob had consisted of one member who had to rely on the only Radio Shack in his native Greenland, it would probably be a lot like this. Lonely, weird, and sometimes dangerously funny, this release doesn't spare the cholesterol. Comes in a paper lunch bag between two slices of fresh bread. Literally. $5.00.http://www.nauscopy.com/ Fry Chickie

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Member Since: 10/18/2006
Band Members: Joe Momma: spoons, Chucky Larms: electric gravy dripper, Bill Riccio (Hail Bill!!): empty piss can, Eddwad Hewrty: inverted universe, Dan Druff: asbestos tongue.
Influences: big joe polka show
Sounds Like: uncle spanking his monkey
Record Label: Fork My Face With A Bowling Pin
Type of Label: Major

My Blog

first gig

we played the open mic at the elbo room in chicago on 1-29. it was a great time with some of the most friendly and encouraging people we have ever met. special thanks to The Lusties (check them out!) ...
Posted by Unhero Eddie and the Splats on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 09:28:00 PST

Poopy sends his germs

Dear Edd-Wadd, I wanted to thank you for sending me the Audio Pork cd. I have been read bad sick this year (pneumonia). I have mostly been in bed. My high fever score was 102 degrees. Anyways my compu...
Posted by Unhero Eddie and the Splats on Wed, 24 Jan 2007 12:26:00 PST

my fans hump their household appliances

I blasted "Audio Pork" last night while taking pictures of myself with my new camera cell phone. The cell phone was free...T-Mobile's gift to my husband for putting up with so much of their insane bul...
Posted by Unhero Eddie and the Splats on Sun, 21 Jan 2007 06:24:00 PST

more fan mail

Eddwad! Thanx for the disc! I love it! My 1st thought upon opening it and seeing the sandwich packaging was that Brent from Nauscopy would wish that he had come-up w/the idea. Then I saw his name in t...
Posted by Unhero Eddie and the Splats on Fri, 19 Jan 2007 08:58:00 PST

fan mail 2

...perfect timing when i'm climbing - i'm the rhyming acrobatist     Holy shit, man! You're a genius. I rec'd Audio Pork yesterday + I absolutely loved it! I'm on a dialup connection, s...
Posted by Unhero Eddie and the Splats on Wed, 17 Jan 2007 11:12:00 PST

fan mail

Attn: Native Texas Pecan Cake Order Dept. Dear Eddwad, if I had a generation I think "Invisible Me" would be the "My Generation" of songs that Kurt Cobain never wrote. I picture a Nike shoes commercia...
Posted by Unhero Eddie and the Splats on Wed, 17 Jan 2007 11:10:00 PST

AUDIO PORK cd available

 EDDWAD HEWRTY'S SOLO PROJECTILE "AUDIO PORK" cdr: If Colon on the Cob had consisted of one member who had to rely on the only Radio Shack in his native Greenland, it would probably be a lot like...
Posted by Unhero Eddie and the Splats on Sat, 13 Jan 2007 06:02:00 PST

hoax

sprainedcake: fucksprainedcake: everything is a hoaxsprainedcake: seriouslysprainedcake: what isn't a hoax?sprainedcake: gravel is a hoaxsprainedcake: paper is a hoaxEd Wood: david lettermansprainedca...
Posted by Unhero Eddie and the Splats on Fri, 17 Nov 2006 09:41:00 PST

squid chat

sprainedcake: we should be worshipping ANY creature that flourishes in unbridled anti-sensesprainedcake: or better yet, fostering the hell out of itsprainedcake: or into it, ratherEd Wood: yes...we sh...
Posted by Unhero Eddie and the Splats on Wed, 15 Nov 2006 11:22:00 PST

Wallace Stevens

...things that have their origin in the imagination or in the emotions very often take on a form that is ambiguous or uncertain. It is not possible to attach a single, rational meaning to such things ...
Posted by Unhero Eddie and the Splats on Thu, 26 Oct 2006 01:10:00 PST