Seth and John Scary Band

We are a scary band who enjoy walks on the beach, roasting veggies over an open or closed fire, tickling, shopping, deep passionate kisses, satan, satan’s brother ed, clipping each others toenails by candle light, changing those hard to reach light bulbs, sweeping, raising ones fist in the air and screaming metal, buttering both sides of the toast, marinating false metal bands in a low carb hollandaise sauce for the holidays, typing in the wrong pin number when using our debit cards, putting open candy into Halloween bags, putting too much water in the coffee maker and using inexpensive dish washing detergent.