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big swole_1

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

D a a a a y y y y a a a a m m m m n n n n ! ! ! ! Wassup, ya'll. I haven't updated this thang in ages so allow me to at least say a little somethin' somethin' fresher than what was on here.Divorced dad of one 11 year old girl. Chillin' in the Chi-town suburbs. Daddy loves him some house music - LOVES IT I TELL YA! But, I love all musical styles to be honest: jazz, rock, R&B, blues, techno, a serious fool for anything old school. I am even starting to surrender to country music - hey, Shania Twain and Faith Hill just straight up seducin a brotha with their sweet voices what can I say?Artisticly inclined: be it singing, drawing, writing lyrics/poetry/prose, I have even wrote a couple songs in my day but nothing professional as of yet. Can dance a little but Justin and Michael don't have to feel threatened one bit, I am just having fun so I prolly look like a fool most of the time anyway. I have been accused of having a sexy voice but I'll let you decide for yourself. I would love to do voice-over work, maybe even create my own animation show/series with my daughter - she's the one who helped rekindle my creative spirit. I am looking to start my own multimedia/graphic arts business soon so if you got skills or look sexy enough to be in front of the camera hit me up, ladies. I bought a new HD video camera and i am dying to use it. I swear, HD IS THE SHIZZLE FA RIZZLE CAN YA FIZZLE MIZZLE? (Ask my #1 hater to translate that for ya'll LOL)I am anxious to meet new people in my area especially, but I am willing to travel (and yes, the rumors are true: I LOVES ME SOME TORONTO!!). I've travelled throughout America, would love to see the rest of the Great White Nort', even fly across the pond to visit Europe, Asia, Australia and Motherland Africa so I might actually be clubbin' in your area sometime in the near future. Ya just never know.I have a terminal weakness for beautiful women of all colors - I kid you not: beautiful eyes and a pretty smile just run me, I tell ya. My favorite color is blue. So, ladies, if ya ever wanna have your way with me wear blue: layers upon layers (imagine the late great Dr. Carl Sagan saying "beelyuns upon beelyuns" of layers) of blue. And if your eyes are blue....well, let's just say you'll be the one holdin' my leash while i bow down to worship at your altar, shall we? I must warn you though: if you are a sucker for corny jokes I will show ya no mercy, because I have a million of 'em.By the way, for those who know me from Paltalk: I used to be co-owner of a certain room, but I am no longer associated with that room for reasons that should be obvious from one of my blogs. In fact, I have uninstalled the program completely because after 5 years of being on there its time for me to move on to bigger and better things. I do want to thank the people who I met there who who helped make it fun, but after a while some things just ain't no fun no more ifyaknowwhatImean. I made some wonderful friends from all over the world, and for that I will always be grateful. Enough said.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

That's actually a hard question, because to be honest I'm not easily impressed, and the ones I'd love to meet most have already passed on. I could say "Jesus" but I've already met him, heh. I'd love the chance to high-five Brett Favre just once after he throws a touchdown and since he's probably going to still be throwing footballs through a brick wall for another 10 years I might just get the chance. I could put Denzel on this list, because he reminds me so much of my oldest brother Dennis. OK, here's one: I'd like to meet George Dubya Bush, just so I can ask "dude, what the fuck were YOU thinking???" But I'm pretty sure he doesn't think at all, so oh well...

Movies:


IT'S all about SEX BABY!
Sex male
Preference women and bad girls
Zodiac Sign libra
Favorite Sex Position? 69, followed closely by missionary. I am also a serious spoonaholic heeheehee
Top or Bottom? on top, starin into her eyes as the sensations build. I love the look of ecstacy on a woman's face
Spit or Swallow? lol please you gotta be kiddin. If she's a spitter, I will quit her
Boxers or Briefs....Thongs or G-strings....Camando? briefs on me, tap pants or boy shorts on her
What is your sexual fetish? hmmmmm....how much time ya got?
Turn ons? a pretty smile, lingerie, long legs, a nice ass, girls who squirt like Cytherea (drown me, baybay!), women who like to talk dirty in bed, women who are orally inclined period!
Turn offs? self-absorbed psychobitches who can't handle their liquor
Favorite sex toy? whatever she has in her kinky drawer
What is your Fantasy? being stranded on a tropical isle with 2 tight blondes - or more LOL
Craziest place you've ever had sex? in the kitchen
Fake or Real? i fake all my orgasms
Favorite grindin song? any slow groove will do
Choice of topping...chocolate,whipped cream, etc... strawberry syrup
Older or Younger? younger
Masterbate Y/N?, if yes, Left hand or right hand or other i masturbate telepathically lol
Dating Status? single/divorced
Badass or Sweatheart? a sweetass with a bad heart lol
Chocolate, Vanilla, Caramel, or Swirl? chocolate
Anal sex Yes or No? Sure, but only if she can stand it. I bring the pole, you bring the hole
Ruff Ruff or Meow Meow? i can be a lil ruff on the meow
Favorite Sex Story! the ones i make up to entice the honeys
Shaved, Trimmed, or Bushy? trimmed
Threesome or Monogamus? monogamous, but if she wants to invite her girlfriend I'm game
How many people have you slept with? more than one, but we weren't sleeping....much
Road Rules or Real World? real world, i never saw the other. DAMN I STILL wanna bang Tonya LOL
CANDYBARS!!!! reese's peanut butter cups, but daddy can be your nut roll if ya want?
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!
I am Frylock from Aqua Teen Hunger Force!!
Which Aqua Teen Hunger Force character are you??

My Blog

From Daily Kos: My attempt to have an intelligent discussion on race.

Yesterday I wrote a blog in response to the unfair comments another diarist was receiving because of his commentary on tactics used by Hillary Clinton that blacks find distasteful. The responses came ...
Posted by big swole_1 on Fri, 28 Mar 2008 10:10:00 PST

Barack Obama is THE MAN!

I have been observing his campaign off and on, but I really wasn't taking him seriously as a candidate until I saw how he shocked everyone in Iowa. Having been written off as a nonfactor by the media ...
Posted by big swole_1 on Wed, 09 Jan 2008 11:28:00 PST

My Brett Favre/MNF Story 10/29/2007

Its been a while since I've posted anything longer than a paragraph on here, so I thought I'd share my experience watching the game last night with the rest of you. Lord knows I need to practice my ty...
Posted by big swole_1 on Tue, 30 Oct 2007 03:00:00 PST

Race relations in Cyberspace

I was sitting in my preferred chat program today when I had the ensuing dialogue with someone who happened to see me on cam or in my profile pic. Just a sample of how far we've come in this so-called ...
Posted by big swole_1 on Wed, 25 Apr 2007 01:38:00 PST

My favorite number

no other numbers blend together as fine as when you bring the six and i bring the nine my faced buried in yours as you gobble up mine we drink each other's essence one more time our bodies entwined a...
Posted by big swole_1 on Thu, 22 Dec 2005 05:22:00 PST

The Mood

i'm in the mood to stare deep into your eyes hold your body close and caress your thighs strip us both naked and lie upon the lawn so we can make love to each other till the break of dawn...
Posted by big swole_1 on Sat, 03 Dec 2005 01:57:00 PST

My Sweetest Lies

oh to be near you when i tell my sweetest lies. to whisper tasty morsels that set fire to your thighs. my prose would start a bonfire that deep within you smoldered. and in the end we'd make love whi...
Posted by big swole_1 on Sat, 03 Dec 2005 01:34:00 PST

Mother's Day

What can compare to the beauty of a mother?She who has been charged by Almighty God to be the wellspring of life.She who endures untold pain to bring each of us into the world.She who's heart can ho...
Posted by big swole_1 on Fri, 02 Dec 2005 05:18:00 PST

Chat Room

The imaginary roomwhere I meet my imaginary friendsand we go on for hours and hourssending text hugs, smilies and fake flowerspretending to love each otherfrom the safety of our homesfound in location...
Posted by big swole_1 on Thu, 01 Dec 2005 04:33:00 PST

Swept Away

slinky sinister seductive and smolderingly sexy dripping with lust and drenched in eroticism nimble nasty numbingly naughty sleek slippery squishy squirmy steamy sticky sweetness shivering quivering...
Posted by big swole_1 on Wed, 30 Nov 2005 04:48:00 PST