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Frank

Tie me up dont tie me down!

About Me

I was a stray till my best bud took me in, now Im a lean mean spoonin machine. I can go from snoring to awake and ready for action at the drop of a rib bone. I got the skills to pay the bills so dont test me! My tongue is really long and I am very skilled at the art of lickin.

My Interests

Gettin low with the ladies. I also like riddin high on Great Danes, my part-time girl friend is a bridle Great Dane. But we are just occasional luvers

I'd like to meet:

The Ladies, also Im down with "The Swirl". Id really like like to meet a hot, smart girl that runs her own resort somewhere nice so I can lounge out with a cold beverage.I like to Bite posers that wear A&F clothes. If you like to watch shows on the WB you are worthless in my mind except for someone to pee on.....Bow down BiatchesBy the way the smokin hot bitch in my background is my dream girl.

Music:

Barry White, The Blood Hound Gang, lots moreCant stand bands like Creed/Alter Bridge, Tantric, Nickleback.....

Movies:

My Life As A Dog

Television:

The Family Guy

Books:

Ha....Im too busy livin the life to read right now, but the last book I read was Dante's Inferno.

Heroes:

Brian that dog on The Family Guy, Hooch from Turner & Hooch,Triumph, Tha Deuce, Cujo, Rin Tin Tin, Snoop

My Blog

Help Wanted

Ok so when my best friend J. Lo is at work I dont have any one to scratch and give me the rubbin I need. That and I get kind of lonely so good company is also appreciated so if you can hold a conversa...
Posted by Frank on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST