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Juan the Lawnmower Thief

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

I dont hold myself to one political view, I dont like liberal idealists and I cant stand NeoCons. I can be a wise craking joker or pretty serious. I like the outdoors, I would consider myself to be a firearms enthusiast but a peaceful person. I enjoy the arts but Im not a snob or a hippie, I like to watch the history & discovery channel but Im not a nerd. I used to push a lawnmower, now I steal them. Oh yeah one more thing, one of my legs is longer than the other so I tend to walk in circles.

My Interests

Fly fishing for brown trout in the lovley waters of the Trinity river, Taking my dog to the park, working out, concerts, volunteer work, movies, Drinking Good Beers,Drinkin Pabst Blue Ribbon and slappin skanks, chewing Gum & Kickin Ass, Trick or Treating for UNISEF(did you ever have to do that as a little kid? It sux), Motorcycles (when I have them) Trying out new and interesting food Any type of Sculpture but Metal is my favorite I like to eat meat, so you Vegans, Vegetarians,and PETA freaks can well you know what you can do and I have a spoon for you to do it with. Photographing interesting people and interesting things, sometimes interesting people interacting w/ interesting things

I'd like to meet:

Smart people with bad grammar, that or people that just like having senseless conversations about things and stuff..

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Click on his pics to view his page..PEOPLE THAT KNOW HOW TO PLAY WITH THESE.... .

Music:

No TRL crap, the rest I am open to. Ex. Motorhead, the Cure, R.L. Burnside,Tool, Rob Zombie, Interpol,Ted Nugent,The Smiths(Morrisey), Primus,Johnny Cash, Echo & The Bunnymen,Cursive,Helmet,O.D.B.,Ministry,Aphex Twin,Beck,Alice n Chains,Hank Williams Sr.,Joy Division,AC/DC,Soundgarden,The Smoking Popes,Muse,Old Metallica(pre Black album), The Thrills,Chemical Brothers,Outkast,Interpol,The rat pack crew (Dean Martin),G Love & Special Sauce,The Misfits, Perfect Circle,Beastie Boys,Willie Nelson,Static-X,Dead Kennedys, The Pixies............. Local radio sucks(all ClearChannell) so I cant get enough of my XM radio.I ONLY LISTEN TO BANDS THAT CRANK IT UP ALL THE WAY TO ELEVEN!!!!!

Movies:

Almost any David Fincher, Kubrick (Full Metal Jacket, Dr. Strangelove) or Coen brothers flick. Just a bunch of random stuff like Requiem for a Dream,Pi,Love And A .45,City of God,The Last Picture Show, Old School, SLC PUNK,Best in Show, Evil Dead,Meet the Feebles,Bottle Rocket,The Royal Tenebaums,Joe Dirt, Crash,Bubba Hotep, Apocalypse Now, This is Spinal Tap, Lock Stock & 2 Smoking Barrels,The Doom Generation,The Great Escape,Snatch,Officespace,Taxi Driver,Jacob's Ladder,The Good the Bad & the Ugly,The Natural,House of a 1000 Corpses,Bowling for Columbine is one of the worst films Ive seen. I hope Michael Moore pulls a Mamma Cass and chokes on a ham sandwich!

.....lots more.

Television:

Law & Order, The Shield, Nip/Tuck, The Simpsons, The History and Discovery channel,Chapelle show,Family Guy,ATHF. Im at work or in the gym or doing something else and dont have time to watch any more than that.

Books:

The Monkey Wrench Gang Fear and Loathing, the strange and horrible saga of Hunter S. Thompson, 1984, Mad Magazine, Paradise Lost

Heroes:

Charlton Heston, Hunter S. Thompson, that guy that invented adderall,


Deputy Dangle because he has some great shorts.Also, You have to ask yourself What Would Ponch Do?

My Blog

Selling my Harley for DIRT CHEAP!

Ok its time for me to move on. Ive found another two wheeled beast that is calling my name. As a result I am selling my 1974 Harley Davidson Sportster XLCH 1000cc Iron Head. Priced to move at only $2,...
Posted by Juan the Lawnmower Thief on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Von Bitch

Von Bitch Current mood: annoyed I swear if I see one more person wearing some Von Dutch shit Im gonna put a 230 grain 45 cal slug through my brain. Whats next a G. G. Allen clothing line? Let m...
Posted by Juan the Lawnmower Thief on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

My New Christmas Eve Tradition

While most of you people were spending time all warm and toasty with your families inside. My fellow firearms enthusiasts and I were out in some random field unleashing some heathy Christmas cheer. It...
Posted by Juan the Lawnmower Thief on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Metro/80's Glam revival its all the same shit

Ok so while at work I find myself myspace'n and comming across all sorts of interesting people. The worst Ive seen has to be this unisex "Hipster"/Metro/80's Glam revival that is now taking the 16-23 ...
Posted by Juan the Lawnmower Thief on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Sippin On The Devil's Sweet Dry Piss

Ok the other night I went out for some Sushi and Sake. We split the first bottle between the 2 of us with the meal. Then I had the bright idea to go to Central Market and pick up some more. Ended up g...
Posted by Juan the Lawnmower Thief on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Random Thoughts

This will be a ongoing process...........Just some of the Random shit that keeps me up at night.1. Have you ever wondered what it would be like to beat someone down with the carcass of a pigeon?2. Wha...
Posted by Juan the Lawnmower Thief on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

For The Record

Not that I care who uses it as long as its used correctly, but I coined the term Fuck-Tard so have fun with it.
Posted by Juan the Lawnmower Thief on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Shades of Gray

Ok so this weekend I looked in the mirror after getting out of the shower and there it was. A long silverish gray hair. Now Im about 6 days shy of my 25th birthday, so what gives? Im not old, I can ha...
Posted by Juan the Lawnmower Thief on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

NBC.....Nothing But Crap

Update 9/16/04So I was watching the NBC new last night and Tom Brokaw intro'd a story on the assault weapons ban expiring. They cut to a reporter in Philly's ghetto ridding with the cops, this reporte...
Posted by Juan the Lawnmower Thief on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Dukes SUCKS the big one

Was way too wasted for my own good and ended up at the biggest shit hole ever. Duke's sucks in so many ways I cant describe it. Hey lets go to Duke's and hang out with a bunch of people that have noth...
Posted by Juan the Lawnmower Thief on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST