HUMOR!
Humans, ya gotta luv 'em!
Shoot.. ya gotta luv ME!*heheeeee* STUFFED TOYS.. Anything that DOES something.. Some sing, some squeaalll, some FART!!!!!!! And some just play tunes.. I KILL any of those that move toward me. coz... I'm da MAN!
Laser Light??? Did someone say LASER LIGHT! OMG! OMG! That's my FAVORITE TOY! WoOoOoOo HoOOoOoOoooO I attack ANYTHING you shine it on.. uhhhh.. well.... except for Sylvestor.. My skinkid Bo did that once.. ha haaaaa I ain't no dummy, he shined that succor on Sly's tail.. and I just looked at Bo like "ARE YOU WHACKED!!!!!!????!" No way Jose'!
Leeezardzzz.... Now I just love to hunt little leeezardz.. But in Fl.. they are little succors.. and I catch 'em.. chomp... chomp... drop... stomp...chomp some more.. and BLECH they are gross.. Makes my peepers turn bloodshot red, and I gag and make all kinds a faces! But I still chomp that succor til it's a mangled hunk a yuck! Mom steals it away and tosses it somewhere if she can trick me into lookin' away for a second.. Sneaky of her...
Here in Az? OMG! These leezardz are big enough to ride across the desert!!! I go after 'em.. but I think they must have BIGGER earz than those little anole leezardz in Fl.. coz they run like hell! And... if I even get close to catching one.. Ma Freaks! She thinks it will BITE ME BACK! Baaaaa ha haha haaaaaaaaaaaa...
Other doggiezzzzzzzzzz.... n' their "skin momma's n' dadda's