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gareth

pantomime psychic to the stars

About Me

I am a contributing editor along with my best friends in the whole world at the Gypsy River Hotel & Casino .

My Interests

I got nipples that'll cut thru glass; What I've been saying

I'd like to meet:

CUTE! Right? But I warn you, this puppy shares a birthday with Adolf Hitler! fun crazy, not unmedicated crazy; pets

Movies:

A Matter of Life and Death, Being There, Kind Hearts and Coronets, Walking Tall (Joe Don Baker), The Naked Kiss, Fletch, Buster Keaton, Woody Allen, movies in which a tough cop who plays by his own rules or has to face his inner demons to catch a killer, and many others...

Television:

undubbed bootleg ALF, CSI: Vatican City, Hidden Truths with Aage Nost

Books:

Tech Knights (fiction some guy submitted in a writing workshop I was in 3 years ago), Raymond Carver, Vladimir Nabokov, David Foster Wallace, F. Scott Fitzgerald, Noël Coward, John Updike

My Blog

Summer reading list... continuing

I'm just posting this up here so I can get at it when I need to. This is my reading list for my course in Varieties of Popular Culturea primer in cultural studies.NOW!Veblen, Thorstein. The Theory of...
Posted by gareth on Mon, 30 Jul 2007 12:43:00 PST

Frankly, We Have Explosives!

Our campaign of lo-fi, live-to-tape shock and awe continues with our new rock ballad "Skeleton Key to Your Heart"--a dramatic illustration of bare-knuckled democratic collaborative kick-ass compositio...
Posted by gareth on Mon, 10 Sep 2007 11:27:00 PST

Wiki finds

I just heard a promo for The People's Court which said "...but there's no landscaping in PRISON!"On that note... I thought I might keep a running list of the most amazing things I've found on Wikipedi...
Posted by gareth on Wed, 29 Aug 2007 09:21:00 PST

recipe: Peanut Punch

PEANUT PUNCH (Trinidad) 1/2-2/3 c. smooth peanut butter 3 c. cold whole milk 4 tbsp. sugar Dash cinnamon Dash nutmeg 1. Place all ingredients in a blender and blend on high speed for about ...
Posted by gareth on Wed, 29 Aug 2007 04:10:00 PST

Roid Rage: Arizona March Song, 2007

I was a semi-proud Arizona resident from January 1992 to August 2002. There, I completed all of the schooling there is between grade 6 and my bachelors degree at the University of Arizona, and made so...
Posted by gareth on Wed, 01 Aug 2007 07:45:00 PST

AD/BC: gay old(en) times

The new Kids in the Hall show, which Kitty and I saw as part of the Just for Laughs festival in Montreal last week, has Scott Thompson's Buddy character do a bit about Jesus being gay. It went over bi...
Posted by gareth on Mon, 23 Jul 2007 10:02:00 PST

Canada

Dabbling in Canadian history, it is worth looking into Louis Riel. That's all for now.  ...
Posted by gareth on Mon, 23 Jul 2007 07:06:00 PST

Person of the Week: 09/07/07 to 15/07/07

I'll put it this way:  I'm sitting in my apartment early this morning. It's quiet.  I hear a feint knocking at my door.  I open the door and there is a small Latino man and the Canadian...
Posted by gareth on Mon, 16 Jul 2007 06:27:00 PST

Person of the Week: 02/07/07 to 08/07/07

Scottie seems to have caught the eye of the MySpacistas... Incidentally, but in no way unrelated... whisperers are whispering that everybody's friend TOM has a porny past... an Asian porny past!&...
Posted by gareth on Mon, 09 Jul 2007 08:52:00 PST

Fighting Foo: On the Cat Napper's Tail (a young adult choose your own adventure)

Chief Kirby arrived at Central Memorial High School a few minutes after the dispatcher had told him there was trouble. The big game against Union was coming up on Thursday. As a regular big-game atten...
Posted by gareth on Thu, 21 Jun 2007 09:50:00 PST