Rebecca, la Virgen Maria nueva? |
I work in a hallway shared by Romantic Language professors. One day, a Spanish professor stopped me, blood drained from his face, and tried to explain to me how the expression and emotion on my face,... Posted by Rebecca on Wed, 03 Oct 2007 10:22:00 PST |
Myspace is the New Obituary |
Lately, I've been thinking a lot about my obituary. I think I read somewhere or maybe heard on NPR (because, duh, who DOESN'T think about things they heard on NPR?) about people who read the obits to ... Posted by Rebecca on Wed, 25 Jul 2007 05:02:00 PST |
Month Long Jury Duty - blessed or screwed? |
Yep. Time to do my part as a citizen. For the whole month of August, I am on call for the US District Court. Here's the thing. I'm kind of a big deal. Let me check my blackberry a second - yep, I'm ... Posted by Rebecca on Fri, 22 Jun 2007 02:26:00 PST |
Best Pick-up Line.Ever. |
Please share your best pick-up line(s).ever.This guy at The Shelter put his nose to my shoulder and said,"Mmmmmmm. You smell like bathtub." Posted by Rebecca on Mon, 30 Apr 2007 09:05:00 PST |
Society, you're failing me. |
I'm pretty satisfied with how things are going. I have a car that runs on $3 a gallon of gas, I got a fed income tax rebate, I enjoy keeping up with my 100 sit-ups a day routine, and I get to worry ab... Posted by Rebecca on Wed, 25 Apr 2007 11:04:00 PST |
I would like to share something with you that will change your life. I hope. |
Seriously. Computer Keyboard Shortcuts. I cannot believe I didn't know about these earlier, I mean, I've been using a keyboard since middle school. Maybe TUSD didn't want us to know? Many of you hav... Posted by Rebecca on Sat, 17 Mar 2007 04:32:00 PST |
I've been thinking about this...for some time now. |
This song doesn't have enough cowbell. You know, when you're totally rocking out to a song and there's this comfortable beat....and you just start dancing, so hard? It's the beat of the cowbell. And ... Posted by Rebecca on Mon, 29 Jan 2007 10:27:00 PST |
Good things come in THREEs |
So great news. *The Democrats take back Congress.(which only means more fun for my bitches Ann Coulter, Rush Limbaugh, Bill O'Reilly) BRING IT! *I pleaded innocent in front of the Traffic Judge reg... Posted by Rebecca on Wed, 22 Nov 2006 10:31:00 PST |
I figured it out. I figured out the kind of man I want to be with. |
Last nite. Kelly Clarkson concert. Yeah, we were pretty much the oldest people there. Oh wait, no...there were tons of....DADS. Yep, awesome dads took there awesome daughters to see awesome Kelly. Tha... Posted by Rebecca on Wed, 02 Aug 2006 08:39:00 PST |
Myspace Makes it Official |
Thanks to today's Talk of the Nation on NPR, I'm presenting you my Living Will: Sara Diane Kunsberg gets everything. And I mean EVERYTHING. Burn my diaries, please. *It has come to my attention that... Posted by Rebecca on Thu, 30 Mar 2006 12:56:00 PST |