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Morris Martin's Rated R Movies

"The Horror of horrors is coming."

About Me

I am not allowed to see Rated R horror movies. In light of this fact I've made my own. ______M_O_R_R_I_S________M_A_R_T_I_N____________________

My Interests

Behold my first horror film -- THE COLD WHITE WALLS

I'd like to meet:

Arthur Conan Doyle, Uncle Pete, Sweet Georgia Brown

Music:

Anything by my dead cousin Harrington Martin.

Movies:

THE MOUNTAIN

Television:

GIRAFFE MARCHES ACROSS THE WHITE PLAINS OF HELL

Books:

The comic with the black COVEr

Heroes:

+++THE DOG TOY: WOoly MamMOTH VS. THE Giraffe WITH the BLOODY FANGS+++ ..

My Blog

GOD'S FIRE

Last night I dreamt I was throwing a birthday party for God. He had this cake that was like a million miles long. I had to step on the frosting to get to the candles. Once I got them all lit, the sky ...
Posted by Morris Martin's Rated R Movies on Tue, 01 May 2007 11:53:00 PST

THE LEAK

There's a big field with a crooked baseball diamond in back of the hospital. It's all fenced in. I think I could climb it, but I'm not sure. On Mondays and Wednesdays we're supposed to play kick ball ...
Posted by Morris Martin's Rated R Movies on Mon, 30 Apr 2007 09:56:00 PST

French Toast

So when my nurse, Judy, tried waking me up this morning -- my body felt sort of dead, deader than my hook arm even. "Where's your prosthetic Morris?""It's gone.""I see that. Did you hide it again -- '...
Posted by Morris Martin's Rated R Movies on Fri, 27 Apr 2007 01:25:00 PST

THE RED HOUSE KIDS

Note to reader:Morris' writings while at the Wadsworth Center For Children were always thought to be incomplete. Last week our suspicions were confirmed when a notebook was found by someone on their s...
Posted by Morris Martin's Rated R Movies on Thu, 26 Apr 2007 01:42:00 PST

Because I could not stop for Death, He Kindly Stopped for Me

I was at the end of a dream. It wasn't even over and I was already forgetting it. I could hear the dream people yelling for me to remember them. But I couldn't.I saw flowers. A painting, but not my Da...
Posted by Morris Martin's Rated R Movies on Tue, 06 Mar 2007 08:49:00 PST

HIBERNATION

I'm really sick of this. Everything. I can't deal with it anymore. I went up to the attic and got two of the electric candles we put in our windows at Christmas. I'm going into hyper sleep. When I wak...
Posted by Morris Martin's Rated R Movies on Tue, 13 Feb 2007 10:09:00 PST

SESSION 2 - THE ICECAPADE

My Dad is painting out in the shed now. He thinks we care what he's doing in there, acting like it's a big deal. He wears his stupid rabbit skin coat and goes out there every morning now. I asked him ...
Posted by Morris Martin's Rated R Movies on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 11:56:00 PST

FANTASY ISLAND

"So tell me a little about this tape you made, for your old psychiatrist?""I listened to it in the woods. It was just me telling this story about Colobosh -- some guy I made up who made those wooden t...
Posted by Morris Martin's Rated R Movies on Thu, 08 Feb 2007 11:36:00 PST

Picasso

I went to see my new psychiatrist today. This is my fifth psychiatrist. My Dad drove me after school. My Dad had been painting all day, working on his "new idea." His hands were covered with paint. He...
Posted by Morris Martin's Rated R Movies on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 01:11:00 PST

WORLD RECORD

Morning. I tried like hell to remember this fantastic dream I had. I went into the kitchen and made some Carnation Instant breakfast. My Mom only eats Carnation Instant Breakfast now. There was only v...
Posted by Morris Martin's Rated R Movies on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 01:17:00 PST