Asshole Voltron

Asshole Voltron Industries is now accepting applications for the position of "Left Asshole Voltron Leg". You will be joining a dynamic, hard working team of like minded individuals who go out to bars or other social gatherings to fuck with people we don't like.Responsibilities include but are not limited to: Getting really drunk and talking shit to complete strangers, backing other members of the Asshole Voltron Team in any fights that may arise as a result of the mad shit talking, playing wing man for other team members should they spot someone of the opposite sex that they want to chat up, making baby jesus cry, hiding Jim or Freddy out in case of asshole related trouble, and other duties that will be explained at the applicant's interview.Qualifications include: Applicant must have at least three (3) years experience related to drinking and making an ass out of him or herself, thick skin, must pass a written test and provide 5 character references regarding the applicants asshole tendencies.Applicants will be chosen based on test results with 5 to 10 point veteran's preference. After selection, the applicant will attend an oral interview with the rest of the Asshole Voltron Team where they will answer a series of scenarios designed to test their suitability for the position. If they achieve a passing grade, the applicant will then undergo an extensive background investigation followed by a tentative offer of employment. The applicant will then attend a weekend night training course teaching the fundamentals of being an asshole and incorporating their experience into the Asshole Voltron framework.Asshole Voltron is an equal opportunity employer and does not discriminate based on age, race, sex(unless you're a hottie), sexual orientation, or religious beliefs. Morons however are urged not to apply.Potential teammates can apply through sending a message to the Blackjack or Fred.