I'm a reader
And a dancer
I like to stick my bum in holes
Soooo 70's
My cat's hawk owns your sac
Namaste
I'm sarcastic & goofy but when I'm being serious, you'll know it. I like wild people cause they bring out my wild side. I like witty, intelligent people.... those are probably the 2 most desireable traits in a person besides honesty & loyalty. Or also the ability to laugh at yourself.
I'm an independent, responsible, intelligent person, but I know how to have fun. Sometimes I just want to stay in and organize my closet and sometimes you'll find me out peeing in an alley, yelling at a random stranger or booty dancing on top of a table at the bar. I am very opinionated and that sometimes gets me into trouble.... I should learn when to just STFU.
I wear my heart on my sleeve. Whatever emotion I'm feeling, it shows on my face. I'm like a little kid in that I'll get excited over something so small...... like getting a pink bingo blotter when i went to sex toy bingo, or like actually winning something out of those crane machines in the arcade. Little shit like that will make me smile for days. My body may grow old but the 5 year old inside me will never die. i love the quarter machines in the supermarket that give you something cheesy. Although now they're 50 cents. and how come there's no 'cent' key on the keyboard?
I have a sick, twisted sense of humor and like people with the same. It takes a lot to make me blush. I like to play dress-up, eat really good food, whoop-ass at Skip-Bo, and break balls. I know how to cook, i love to drive, i can parallel park like nobody's business...even in the middle of broad street! I'm tall. I wish I were 8 feet taller, though. I like shots of Jaeger and shots of beer. I love all 12 of my neices and nephews with all of my heart. I love to see old couples holding hands.
I hate reading directions on how to put something together and then get pissed off when I can't put it together. Out of all of my friends, I am the one considered to be the Mom. I tend to hold grudges against people who do me wrong, although I know it's not right. If you do me wrong, I will hate you until you truly apologize & know how much you hurt me. I'm a terrible liar and despise those who lie. I like real, genuine people....phony wannabe's are such a turnoff....My favorite color is black, although recently I met someone who brought color into my life so I'm really appreciating color these days. I would really like to murder someone....... i have a few people in mind, but really anyone in general.
oh yeah..... and almost isn't good enough. Not for me. Not now & not ever.
