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I am here for Dating and Friends

My Interests

Music:

Danny Kaye, Chet Baker, Superchunk, Portastatic, Death Cab for Cutie, Postal Service, Pretty Girls Make Graves, Girls Against Boys, The Go! Team, Iron & Wine, Tosca, Kruder and Dorfmeister, Lemonjelly, Lux, Lemongrass, The Postal Service, Frou Frou, Imogen Heap (obviously), Beck, Belle & Sebastian, Benni Benassi, The Sundays, Archers of Loaf, MXPX, Rival Schools, Quicksand, The Strokes, Jurassic 5, Less Than Jake, Modest Mouse, Nerf Herder, Nightmares on Wax, Nitin Sawhney, Seu Jorge, Stevie Wonder, Tori Amos, Quincy Jones, The Mommyheads, 5 Style, Rodrigo Y Gabriela

Movies:

Tango and Cash (i dare you to try and change the channel), Raising Arizona, Fargo, Clerks, Mallrats, Chasing Amy, Dogma, Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back, Jeffery.Oh sure, I could list a bunch of artsy fartsy movies from directors like Krzysztof Kieslowski, Michael Haneke, Hal Hartley blah dee blah dee blah. They're all peachy.But seriously, if you watch those kinds of films more than 3 times, you're an effing jack off.

Television:

Kids in the Hall, Daily Show with Jon Effing Stewart, Venture Bros., Nip/Tuck, Rescue Me, The Shield, Happy Tree Friends, The Office (brit version)

Books:

People's History of the United States, The Collector, The Giving Tree

Heroes:

friendly bartenders, my friends who stuck by me all these years

My Blog

FUCK YOU ELITE XC

FUCK YOU and your bull shit money machine. Fuck you and your b-list fighters and fucking bullshit one ring circus.FUCK YOU CBS for being that desperate for programing.FUCK YOU Kimbo Slice for being th...
Posted by top ramen on Sun, 01 Jun 2008 11:42:00 PST

ugh, new neighbors

someone is getting a foot up the ass. We got a flaming, holier-than-madonna douche bag that moved into the apartment above mine. He moved in with 2 girls, sisters. I wonder if they're holding audition...
Posted by top ramen on Mon, 28 Jan 2008 08:57:00 PST

curse you salad baby carrot!

damn you for resisting the commands of my plastic fork! damn you playing coy and submissive only to shoot of my utensil across my desk!
Posted by top ramen on Mon, 14 Jan 2008 01:14:00 PST

god damn fish!

Man, I've been off center all week!Struggling with work right now, ramping up for the holiday season. Just thinking about it, leaves me feeling rather overwhelmed. My nasal cavity is dry as a bone and...
Posted by top ramen on Fri, 09 Nov 2007 02:52:00 PST

Things I (re)learned this week.

1) Kryptonite locks may be defeat-able, but at least they keep their end of the deal with the insurance. No, not me... not yet anyway. I have an OnGuard lock so we'll have to see... fill out that pape...
Posted by top ramen on Thu, 04 Oct 2007 10:59:00 PST

The Book of "Scrubs"

It's time for me to come clean. I admit it. I'm HOOKED on the sitcom Scrubs now. I know, I know... late to the game. Whatever!.. just means it's new to me.And yes this stupid 1/2 hour sitcom is better...
Posted by top ramen on Mon, 03 Sep 2007 11:02:00 PST

nice "vampire" collection twat

Hey you... loser with the long finger nails. You need to realize something. You are an embarrassment to men everywhere. This isn't a gay thing. This is a fundamental issue concerning your ability to c...
Posted by top ramen on Sat, 14 Jul 2007 09:52:00 PST

Chris Angel is a little bitch.

Hey Chris Angel. You're a fruitcake of a little bitch. You're the result of a 3-way buttfest between Joey Laurence, David Copperfield, and Tommy Lee. You actually think magicians can be rock stars. N...
Posted by top ramen on Wed, 11 Jul 2007 11:23:00 PST

Kanye West is a little bitch.

Kanye West, you're a little bitch.You're a little bitch because I say you are. You are a little bitch.You should change your name to Karaoke West you tool.
Posted by top ramen on Wed, 11 Jul 2007 11:12:00 PST

my 33rd birthday

Yes, the big 3 3. I'm 33. 33 years old. And this was my day...woke up, brush brush brush, showered and shaved.made my way to the bean. check out those new kicks!a quick hello to the uber-artist Randal...
Posted by top ramen on Fri, 25 May 2007 01:28:00 PST