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SpartaCan

gay for the stay

About Me

high falutin, brassy, born-with-foot-in-mouth biatch. OWN 2 car wash detail centers....Abington, PA & Berwyn, PA. Work everyday all day. Studied business. I am a hybrid of East Indian (Asian) and Dutch (European) descent. OWN my own house, like oil painting and oil pastel, can fish, can decorate, have fabulous taste in everything, can paint, refinish furniture, fabulous cook, make 14 different kinds of pies, sew, play guitar, violin, bass, make electronic muzak, etc....im just too fucking fabulous....
Which Trainspotting Character Are You?

My Interests

things that are WRONG, people watching, germans, angry people, people that are gay from the waist up, queens, fruitbaskets, all kinds of music, museums, art, architecture, fleurs, books, cooking, dogs, horsies, cars.....fast ones...
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I'd like to meet:

Friends. no, really, just friends. Good conversation and wine. People who inspire and can teach me new things. People with more to talk about than the weather...robot geese. People who wear army t-shirts and drinking helmets. Really would like to collaborate and make quirky, techy, minimal house and progressive house. Looking for people who are serious. I would like to make music and travel. Want to do something like Tilt, Hybrid, Royksopp, OR LADYTRON-esque... actually whatever....an electronic band. Have worked with Ben camp (Movum, Silver Planet) and Mathieu Leutwyler (Silver Planet) of THE BCML. I play three instruments. Preferrably looking for men to work with....men with a girlfriend, even better....dont want any Fleetwood & Mac situations...NO THANKS! Really actually want to make music, not some gay ploy to meet men. AND SINGLE GUYS: STOP FUCKING ASKING ME OUT! IM NOT LOOKING! MOUTHBREATHERS! .. .. .. .. .. .. ..

Music:

New Order, Joy Division, Sonic Youth, Royksopp, Beck, Kraftwerk, Beatles, Fleetwood Mac, Peaches, Fischerspooner, Q Lazzarus, Brian Eno, THE BCML, James Holden, The Yeah Yeah Yeahs, The Ramones, New York Dolls, The Raincoats, Stereolab, Lynrd Skynyrd, Ladytron, Hot Chip, Led Zepplin, The Who, Apparat, Dead Milkmen, Pet Shop Boys, Air, Devo, Sade, Sasha, Pete Heller, John Digweed, Petter, Tilt, Frank Black, George Harrison, Pixies, Nathan Fake, Ben Camp, Extrawelt, Parks and Wilson, Charles Mingus, H-Man, Mark Marzenit, Booka Shade, Charlie Parker, Aphex Twin, Stevie Wonder, Wings, Ellen Allien, On Spec, Douglas Greed, Lemonheads, Jondi & Spesh, The Cure, Sander Kleinenberg, Josh Ryan, Diana Ross, Built to Spill, Underworld, David Bowie, Smashing Pumpkins, Credence Clearwater Revival, Jefferson Airplane, Nina Simone, Julianna Hatfield, David Byrne, Handel, Chopin, Mozart, Bach, Talking Heads, Janis Joplin, Radiohead, Aretha Frankiln, Al Green, Thom Yorke, Foreigner, The Eagles, Ms. Holiday, Eazy-E, Boston, Otis Redding, Strawberry Alarm Clock, Mark Marzenit, Morissey, The Smiths, NWA, Superchunk, Bikini Kill, Carly Simon, Berlin, Flock of Seagulls, Patsy Cline, Human League, Mat Leutwyler, Josh Wink, Willyum, Chris Crasta, Someone Else, Madonna, Prince, Journey, Mudhoney, Beck, Flaming Lips, Orbital, Bjork, Saltank, Depeche Mode, Miskate, Chemical Brothers, Yardbirds, Eric Clapton, Lee Burridge, Luke Chable, Tleilaxu, Chab, Tom Petty (and the Heartbreakers), Rolling Stones, The Orb, The Orbital, Todd Rundgren, Heart,

Movies:

old and new....hitchcock, john waters, musicals, comedies, documentaries, cheesey horror flicks.

Television:

gay for law and order SVU, best week ever, i love the 80's & 70's, entourage, top gear, inside the actors studio, history channel.

Books:

mostly 18th century authors. but when not being obnoxious, modern friction.

Heroes:

dave chappelle, mr. rodgers, howard stern, david bowie, clayton bigsby, mr. colbert, johhny blue jeans, jerri blank!

My Blog

on living with a man....again...

HELP ME JESUS!
Posted by SpartaCan on Thu, 04 Oct 2007 10:39:00 PST

thats right bitches!!!!!!!


Posted by SpartaCan on Sat, 04 Aug 2007 01:08:00 PST

on being a bitch...

     being a bitch is when you can't be an asshole because you need to be mean to the people you know.  you need to be mean because everything else is boring or bullshit and t...
Posted by SpartaCan on Tue, 31 Jul 2007 12:46:00 PST

patsy and eddie's adventures....

Bloody, buggery bullocks!  On the fateful night of January 10, 2007, I, Patsy and my lovely best friend Eddie were having a fabulous evening out on the town.  We started with some Hezz-bowli...
Posted by SpartaCan on Wed, 17 Jan 2007 06:38:00 PST

my life

Its only been a week. The rush of being home in rapid fading. The failing to recall. What I was missing all that time in England. Has sent me aimlessly. On foot or by the help of transportation. To kn...
Posted by SpartaCan on Fri, 21 Jul 2006 01:16:00 PST