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Sandy

BOOYAKASHA!

About Me

THINGS THAT MAKE YOU GO HMMMM....I like to Pee and Poop. I hope you do too. How could you not? It is really very essential and necessary. A poop is like a snowflake...no poop is ever alike. Pooping is something all the human beings in the world share. Poop is the one common denominator that connects us all. For those grossed out by my comments, let me kick it to you this way....it's just like sex. Everyone has to do it sooner or later. It has the same components. There are different facial expressions, aromas, positions, and there is a tremendous about relief whenever each act is finished. Bust a nut, poop out da butt....Potato, Pototo...it's all the same shit...no pun intended. What does this say about me? I leave that up to you.

My Interests

Tivo, Tivo, Tivo!!!! Please people...I am just trying to make a world a better place. Watching President Bush make a fucking fool of himself. It really is a very interesting topic for me to ponder on a daily basis. ;) World Poker Tourney! Texas Hold 'Em. Dave Chappelle. Charlie Murphy(who couldn't love the bastard brother of Eddie). Skeet, Skeet, Skeet. Watching the Bush Administration take us into the bright light at the end of the tunnel. Air America Radio, support it. Reading every mutherfucking magazine out there. Becoming the queen of useless information. Trying to dance without snapping. I have absolutely no idea at what point snapping became part of my reportoire? I am realizing that snapping during a Drum and Bass set just don't go together as well you'd think. Praying that my titties stop sagging. (Boys, you should be praying for your balls right now. ) Taking care of my homegirls...puppy and Liz the Dingo. Having Don Magic Juan and Uncle June Bug gyrating his 65 year old sack in my face. Feeling like a kid having to act like an adult...what's up with that?Music is my world but cocky DJ's can eat my shit....you ain't reinventing the wheel, just spinning them.

I'd like to meet:

Yo Momma!

Music:

Anything that helps me pee or poop with ease. Poop-Hop, Rythym and Poop, Poop Metal, Poop and Bass, Poop House, Poop Pop

My Blog

Bush's Resume or as he would say....Rey Zume.

This individual seeks an executive position. He will be available next January, and is willing to relocate. RESUME GEORGE W. BUSH...
Posted by Sandy on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST