Atrophy, ossification, solitude, staying awake, avoiding sleep, Mondo Madness, creating obstacles, freedom, petrified forests, lakes and rivers, making a concerted effort to avoid pretentious 'artists', airports, avoiding anal retentives, ammonites and trilobites, the sea, coprophilia, dream control, Penny Dreadfuls, long drives, boats, vegetation, space (as in the infinite vacuum our solar system, etc. is suspended in and our minds aren't able to fully grasp...), fungi, making pacts with the devil (an Imaginary Friend), spending money I haven't got on useless objects, lightning, onanism on an hourly basis, mountains, chemical imbalances, writing (simply because I HAVE to), Nature, Time, Man's Rather Meaningless Role in the Universe, dogs and cats, loud music, burning witches at stakes, burning the people who burn witches at stakes, starting books I don't finish, decent standup comedians (Bill Hicks, Stewart Lee, Bill Bailey, etc.), making breakfast, climbing trees I can't get back down from, sharks, massaging my tiresome and cumbersome ego, 'freaks', trapdoor spiders, philosophy, my two children, staring at piles of CDs (and books, vinyl and DVDs), trying to keep away from most people as best as possible, alien autopsies, working on my six pack, out of body experiences, walking in the rain (and chasing after rainbows), standing in the gutter whilst gazing at stars, chess (real and virtual), priest-wanking for an easy buck, Scrabble, self-worship, 'art' (tho' I hate what it's usually represented by...all the same...Roland Topor, Francis Bacon, Trevor Brown, Max Ernst, William Blake, H. Bosch, Klee, M.C. Escher, Babs Santini, Edward Gorey, Louis Wain, (some) H. R. Giger, Joe Coleman, etc. - the usual suspects... ), pestilence, Indian rope tricks, picking scabs, ImaginaryFriendsReunited, chaos theory, multiple personality disorders, attempting to die for a futile cause, collecting weapons, going to the local rifle range, non-alignment pacts, Surrealism, Royalty Scum, Indian/Mexican/Japanese/Chinese food, developing pointless social skills, martial arts, boxing, mud wrestling, The Gym, going to Church every Sunday (for the easy bucks before and after sermons), bullshit, war-mongering nations, suicide bombers, carnage, hunting, playing the banjo, playing with the one tooth I still have, flannel shirts, raping and pillaging in mountain villages...
Nobody who doesn't stimulate my severely weathered and battle-scarred soul. I'm, however, fortunate enough to have met or befriended and/or be in touch with some of the most interesting, challenging, nice, warm, sincere, stimulating and ultimately rewarding people I could wish for. Some of them are completely in my heart, and others have at least touched it at certain points over the (many) years. Outside of this, and more honestly, I don't especially want to 'meet' anybody else, really. Well, not unless they feel as generally discombulated or jaded about almost everything as much as myself. And balance this out by sharing an almost psychotic passion for music. As in GOOD music. Oh, and films, books, art, nature, etc. Preferably female...
Maybe a little, for sure: AGF, ATV, Akron/Family, Amon Duul, Horace Andy, Angels Of Light, Animal Collective, Antony & the Johnsons, Aphex Twin, Arab Strap, Ash Ra Tempel, Juan Atkins, The Au Pairs, Autechre, Albert Ayler, Syd Barrett, William Basinski, Jac Berrocal, Harry Bertoia, Big Youth, Biosphere, The Birthday Party, Iva Bittova, Bjork, The Black Dog, Boards of Canada, Boom Bip, Boulez, David Bowie, The Boys Next Door, Glenn Branca, James Brown, Brume, Gavin Bryars' 'The Sinking of the Titanic'/'Jesus' Blood Never Failed Me Yet', Tim Buckley, John Cage, John Cale, Mira Calix, Calla, Can, Captain Beefheart, Eric la Casa, The Castanets, Nick Cave & the Bad Seeds, (mostly early) Chrome, Circle, Leonard Cohen, Coil, Colleen, Alice Coltrane, John Coltrane, Tony Conrad, Crass, Cromagnon, Julee Cruise, The Cure, Current 93, Miles Davis, The Dead Kennedys, The Deviants, DJ Shadow, DJ Spooky, The Doors, Nick Drake, Iancu Dumitrescu, Echo & the Bunnymen, Einsturzende Neubauten, Brian Eno, E.A.R., Lawrence English, ESP Disk label, John Fahey, Faust, Morton Feldman,The Fifty-Foot Hose, Roberta Flack, Fluxion, Fovea Hex, Robert Fripp, Gang of Four, Laurent Garnier, Gas, The Germs, Michael Gira, Anne Gillis, Philip Glass, Green Velvet, Guru Guru, The Hafler Trio, Hamilton Yarns, Peter Hammill, Harmonia, Richie Hawtin, Lee Hazelwood, Christoph Heemann, Richard Hell & the Voidoids, Pierre Henry, Hijokaidan, H.N.A.S., Billie Holiday, The Homosexuals, Howlin' Wolf, Human Greed, Huntsville, The Iditarod, Intersystems, Joy Division, Kaleidoscope, Kilar, King Crimson, King Tubby, The KLF, K/Cluster, Kompakt label, Boris Kovacs, Kraftwerk, Kronos Quartet, Christina Kubisch, Fela Kuti, Leafcutter John, Okkyung Lee, The Legendary Pink Dots, Gyorgy Ligeti, Andrew Liles, Loop, Love, Lustmord, Magma, Mahler, Mars, Massive Attack, Matmos, Derrick May, Joe Meek, Jeff Mills, Nalle, Neu, Colin Newman, Nico, Ken Nordine, Nurse With Wound, Michael Nyman, Roy Orbison (except 'Pretty Woman', which I detest with a vengeance), Organum, Augustus Pablo, Charlemagne Palestine, Paul Panhuysen, Andrea Parker, Evan Parker, Pan Sonic, Pantaleimon, Arvo Part, Pere Ubu, Pendericki, Jean Jacques Perrey, (mostly early) Pink Floyd, Plastikman, The Pop Group, Popol Vuh, The Pretty Things, Prince Far I, (early) Public Image Limited, Radiohead, The Red Crayola, (mostly pre-'80s) Lou Reed, The Residents, Rhythm & Sound, Max Richter, RLW, The Ronettes, The Sensational Alex Harvey Band, Steven Severin, Sex Pistols, Silver Apples, The Six Organs of Admittance, The Skatalites, The Slits, (mostly early) Sonic Youth, Sophia, Soul Center, The Specials, Speedy J, Stockhausen, The Stooges, Stylus, Suicide, Sun City Girls, Sun Ra, Swans, Mitsuru Tabata, (early) Tangerine Dream, Teenage Jesus & the Jerks, Television, Thighpaulsandra, Thirteenth Floor Elevators, This Heat, David Thomas, Throbbing Gristle, Asmus Tietchens, (early) Tricky, Ulan Bator, Van der Graaf Generator, The Velvet Underground, Vladislav Delay, Volga, Scott Walker, Andrew Weatherall, Whitehouse, Wire, Trevor Wishart, Link Wray, Xenakis, Yabby U, Otomo Yoshihide, Neil Young, Richard Youngs, Zoundz, Zoviet France, etc. Also, certain soundtracks, supposed Incredibly Strange Music, psychedelia, (early/original) punk, krautrock, post-punk, (early) industrial (although I can't stand most of the crap that has either been only too obviously inspired by it or sprawls into the realms of 'dark ambient', 'dark wave', and so on because, frankly, it's fucking daft), avant-garde, modern classical, dub, electronica, (some) folk, and so on. You get the picture, I imagine...
I think I've seen a few. Lars Von Trier, Jodorowsky, Kieslowski, David Lynch, Hal Hartley, Ingmar Bergman, Jim Jarmusch, Darren Aronofsky, John Waters, Martin Scorsese, (some) Peter Greenaway, Todd Solondz, Stanley Kubrick, (early) John Carpenter (his version of 'The Thing' should never be ignored, either - not all remakes are shit. See Cronenberg's version of 'The Fly' as well...), Mike Leigh ('Naked' is a favourite of mine), Wim Wenders, Roger Corman, Almodovar, (some) Woody Allen, Michael Winterbottom, Alfred Hitchcock, (mostly early) Roman Polanski, Richard Linkelater, The Coen Brothers, Fellini, Herzog, Tim Burton, Terry Gilliam, Shane Meadows ('Dead Man's Shoes' especially), Bela Tarr, David Cronenberg, 'The Wicker Man', 'The War Zone', 'Trees Lounge', 'The Usual Suspects', 'Walkabout', 'If...', 'The Filth & the Fury', 'Torment', 'Quatermass & the Pit', 'The Day the Earth Stood Still', 'Decasia', 'Ghosts of the Civil Dead', 'Don't Look Now', 'Freaks', 'Noi Albinoi', 'Apocalypse Now', James Whale's 'Frankenstein', 'Memento', 'The Virgin Suicides', 'The Incredible Shrinking Man', 'Ghost World','Theatre of Blood', 'The Return' (not the American slop with the same name), 'Magnolia', 'Young Adam', 'Texas Chainsaw Massacre' (the original, not the fucking remake...), 'Night of the Hunter', 'The Haunting' (Has this been remade as well? I believe so. In which case, the ORIGINAL!), 'The Vanishing' (the original, of course...), 'Velvet Goldmine', old Universal and Hammer horror films, '50s sci-fi, B-movies, film noir, '80s 'video nasties', Ealing Comedies, etc., etc...
A few exceptions aside, to be avoided at all costs. Chris Morris is generally something of a genius, however. And Larry David, Armando Iannucci, 'Peep Show', Peter Cook, 'The Sopranos', Bill Bailey, Tony Hancock, Stewart Lee, Python, 'Steptoe & Son', 'Porridge', 'Black Books', 'Alan Partridge', 'Father Ted', 'The Simpsons', 'The Larry Sanders Show', (early and current) 'Dr. Who', etc. are not too far behind. Besides the BBC News and some occasional documentaries, of course. And old Looney Toons, 'Tom & Jerry', etc. cartoons.
Yes, I have read a few... F. Kafka, W.S. Burroughs, Saul Bellow, J.G. Ballard, Thomas Pynchon, J.L. Borges, Jack Kerouac, F. Gombrowicz, Ian McEwan, C. Bukowski, S. Beckett, F. Dostoyevsky, H.P. Lovecraft, Michel Houllebecq, Albert Camus, Jerzy Kosinski, Daniel P. Mannix, Leonard Cohen's 'Beautiful Losers', Henry Miller, Hubert Selby Jr., Hunter S. Thompson, E. Hemingway, Joris-Karl Huysmans 'Against Nature', Blaise Cendrars' 'Moravagine', Oscar Wilde's 'The Picture of Dorian Gray', 'A Clockwork Orange', Billy Childish's 'My Fault', Joseph Conrad's 'Heart of Darkness', 'Slaughterhouse 5', Bruno Schulz, 'Frankenstein', Brian Masters' 'Killing for Company', Harold Pinter's collections of screenplays, Jon Savage's 'England's Dreaming', John Gray's 'Straw Dogs', sociology, philosophy, anthropology, biogrophies, etc., etc.
Respect many people, but have absolutely no heroes whatsoever. Pointless. The domain of idiots.