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atomicmonky

I like squirrels

About Me

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Watch Video:

Virginia DMV --10q SquirrellBears ~@.@~

Watch Video:

Pinky The Cat--10q George W. ~@.@~Fave Scene:....

My Interests

I like knives.

I'd like to meet:

God's Loadie Roadie on the other side... ..

Music:



Movies:

John Waters, Ed Wood, and Roger Corman films. Horror movies (Mostly supernatural ones cuz most slasher ones are lame). Black exploitation films. And I'll watch any Gerard Butler flix on video so long as I get to kiss the screen.----------------------------------------------------- ------------------------------------------------------------ --------He's sooooo Dreamy!

Television:

Giant Robot. Three Stooges. Strangers with Candy. The Hardy Boys and Nancy Drew Mysteries. Dukes of Hazard. Wonder Woman. Fuck Chips. The Bionic Woman. Soaps. Conan.

Books:

My favorite book of all time is Gifts from the Sea, by Anne Morrow Lindbergh -followed by Pride and Prejudice, Wuthering Heights, and Walden Pond. The Great Gatsby, Animal Farm, The Communist Manifesto, 1984, Brave New World, and Crime and Punishment, by Fyodor Dostoevsky. Anne Rand's The Fountain Head and Atlas Shrugged. Alice's Adventures in Wonderland, The Mists of Avalon, All the Harry Potter Books, All the Lemony Snicket Books and All the Chronicles of Narnia. Thinner, by Stephen King. Edgar Alan Poe's work. Realist works, such as Raymond Carver's Cathedral. Works by Gabriel Garcia Marquez and Carlos Fuentes (And by other Magical Realists). I especially love works by Romantic writers such as Shelley, Byron, and Blake (Coleridge's The Rime of the Ancient Mariner is a favorite of mine). Bla, bla, bla. Oh! And Fahrenheit 451 is a must. READ, DAMMIT! READ!

Heroes:

Oprah and Angler Fish And Feeder Fish! ~@.@~ And Gerard! ..

My Blog

Melting...

The Sun, the Moon, the Stars. All in a swirl. Cupped in your hands. Glittering in your eyes. Exploding from your lips. It all makes me melt... Let the world spin as it's meant to. We are a Univ...
Posted by atomicmonky on Mon, 31 Dec 2007 03:33:00 PST

Benefit

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Posted by atomicmonky on Wed, 18 Apr 2007 05:42:00 PST

Rip Off Salon!

In the summer of 1998, when I was 28-years-old, I made the mistake of going to the Mirage Beauty Center because I didn't have the time to go to my regular stylist. I had healthy hair past my shoulders...
Posted by atomicmonky on Tue, 24 Apr 2007 12:19:00 PST

Horseshoe...

Horns.  That's what you have earned. You're infamous. Go anywhere you want, but you can't out run what you have done.  Deny it. You've earned yourself a Tail.  You can ignore it, ...
Posted by atomicmonky on Sat, 17 Feb 2007 10:41:00 PST

Valentine's Day...

  The last time I celebrated Valentine's Day was in 1997.  I got off of work early, around 2pm in the afternoon to get ready for my date with my Bozo X-BF.  I started out in Burba...
Posted by atomicmonky on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 12:45:00 PST

Don't go near a nativity scene when drunk...

Remember da cow, guys?  (That was hilarious!  )  ...
Posted by atomicmonky on Sat, 25 Nov 2006 10:54:00 PST

No Doggy

 Didn't get da doggy. That lady got my dog. Such is life.  Oh, well.
Posted by atomicmonky on Sat, 20 May 2006 09:38:00 PST