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Artie lange's adopted son!

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About Me

ok, so a black guy and a white guy and a mexican walk into a bar. and the bartender says, "No niggers..."

My Interests

R.I.P. logan, he survived countless incounters with some of the most powerful people in the marvel U, but Miranda fucked his shit up good...My wife dropped some serious cash to get me this,and she broke it! I also like Boobies, big Boobies!!! I have my daughter now, she is my life now for the most part. My friends always know I'm there for them, but only if they need stuff, not for emotional shit, cause thats gay...

I'd like to meet:

The dude who first made porno with animales, that must have been sweet. Oh and the guy who first made nachos, so I could have stolen his idea and killed him and use him in the nachos! Then I would have fist fucked his mom, cause thats how I roll! fuck you!

Music:

Im sorry to say I like old man music, I cant handle some of the newer music now adays. Pass the oatmeal christ!

Movies:

I enjoy my cheezy movies, the comedys that really take two or three times to get all the jokes, like loaded weapon one, and fatal intinct. I also enjoys me some horror, troma has always been good, just want to thank anthony and Babu for introing me to that, I love you, and I'm not gay. PORNo! But with chicks, no dicks... Or there can be dicks, just not on the chicks, which tony sweares is the best of both worlds! I disagree, but to each there own.

Television:

scrambled porn... I started watching Hare + Guu, Baki the grappler, and law and order:SVU. Simpsons, family guy, and king of the hill are still favorites. But then they canceled the funamation channel, now if I get the chance I watch drawn together or south park. Soft core porns good, but only when the story lines are weak and I dont have to spend time figuring shit out. I'm trying to rub one out, not figure out whoes behind the case of the missing toothbush.

Books:

I read the newspaper in the john, does that count?... HUH?... Well then, game informer, toyfare, and wizard magazine... and the back of porno boxes, can you sence that I'm trying to emplement porno into every aspect of my myspace yet?

Heroes:


What Kind of Geek are You?
Name
DOB
Favourite Color
Your IQ is frighteningly high
You are a computer geek
Your strength is you can understand and use slang
Your weakness is electrons
You think normal people are interesting
Normal people think that you are disturbed

This quiz by owlsamantha - Taken 278671 Times. New - COOL Dating Tips and Romance Advice! Never really had to many hero's going up. I watched a lot of t.v. as a child. Stallone, arnold, bruce, the ninja turtles, ghostbusters, I looked up to them all, cause they had class. And they killed people. Ron jeremy cause he really doesnt care what people think, he just gets laid. And I respect that, and he give me hope that someday all fat hairy men with thrive once more in this age of skinny hairless freaks of nature

My Blog

sick time

ok, so I get to go to the doc today to get my work release cause I took last week off with this horrible cough I've had. I heard it though the grape vine someone was talking shit and saying if I didnt...
Posted by Artie lange's adopted son! on Mon, 28 Jan 2008 10:00:00 PST

Cut-off

I feel myself going back into my shell. When things first started happening, I felt I could stretch out, and see beyond the horizon. Now I feel myself, even if its true or not, retreating back to old ...
Posted by Artie lange's adopted son! on Fri, 25 Jan 2008 11:21:00 PST

So tired

I'm up wih the baby at 7:00 am, I want to go work out later, so I cant eat until after I work out. I feel dizzy and hungrey. But I need to lose weight. I bet a fatty at work I could get down to 210-20...
Posted by Artie lange's adopted son! on Sun, 13 Jan 2008 10:15:00 PST

Fuck you!

Yeah you!
Posted by Artie lange's adopted son! on Sat, 12 Jan 2008 10:54:00 PST

My feelings on the current situation...

What can I say, it seems like the worst is over, but I've never done anything like this before, so I dont know. I feel like I am keeping it together through this tough time.  But something scary ...
Posted by Artie lange's adopted son! on Thu, 10 Jan 2008 11:24:00 PST

I guess I’m a dick...

The choices I have made make me a dick, I dont want to be one, I dont feel like one, but actions speak louder than words huh? Fine, for everyone who doesn't know why I do what I do, Its because I'm a...
Posted by Artie lange's adopted son! on Sun, 30 Dec 2007 01:15:00 PST

MMMM...

I'm still up and I'm writing a blog on myspace and I've been discussing the memory of being molested as a child by steve martin while watching the three amigos but really it was a uncle who looke...
Posted by Artie lange's adopted son! on Sun, 16 Dec 2007 03:00:00 PST

tired of the sexy myspace pics people

Does everyone have to have the fucking sexy myspace picture.  do I have to get one now too, or do I already have one?... either way I dont like it, especially when fat chicks try to look sexy, an...
Posted by Artie lange's adopted son! on Fri, 05 Oct 2007 09:31:00 PST

My Emotions

Today I cryed when I tought about my Unlcle Carlos. I started to think about, how he was going out to the market to get  some food for my younger brothers birthday. (he was a chief, and he d...
Posted by Artie lange's adopted son! on Fri, 15 Jun 2007 12:26:00 PST

I'm all fucked up!

Yeah, me and miranda redecorated.. and afterwards I drank a half bottle of vodka. Now, I'm aaalllllll fucked up. And I love you, because I'm drunk. And I was just thinking about me uncle Carlos. ...
Posted by Artie lange's adopted son! on Fri, 15 Jun 2007 11:59:00 PST