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Beauregard

They call me Mr. Snoots!

About Me


FURRY FRIENDS ONLY, PLEASE!
My name is Beauregard. I was born on June 10, 2004 in the pound. My beautiful Mommy, Robin, rescued me just before my eight brothers and my real mommy were put to sleep. But we were all saved!!!! Anyway, I'm now livin' the high life in Germany! I love to chew on my toys and my Daddy's socks. Jason is my Daddy. I love cats, and I don't mean for lunch. I was raised with them. I eat almost anything I can, even hot peppers. I'm fun loving and just trying to make my way in a dog eat dog world. I have a furry friend here in Germany, Alex, who I hang out with everyday. He's cool. But we have pissing contests on the lawn. I think I'm winning. And I have many not so furry friends here. Well, some are furrier than others. Anyway, I love just about everyone, so write me sometime!
A Pet Survey : By Floyd
1. DO YOU SNORE? Yup
2. ARE YOU A LOVER OR A FIGHTER? I'l a lover, but i Like to use my big goy voice
3. WHAT'S YOUR WORST FEAR? Vaccuum Cleaners
4. DO YOU LIKE TAKING BATHS OR SHOWERS? Neither, I loke being stinky, but MOmmy won't let me
5. ANY SECRET TALENTS? I can sit like a squirrel
6. DO YOU LIKE TO SWIM? I love to!
7. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ON AN AIRPLANE? Yup
8. ARE YOU AN ONLY PET? Yup, but I want a playmate that lives with me
9. WHAT'S YOUR STAND ON HUNTING? Don't know, never been
10. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN HOSPITALIZED? Only for THE operation....
11. DO YOU HAVE A NICKNAME? Snoots, Weebles, Hoover
12. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WERE IN A CAR? Just the other day
13. ARE YOU A HEAVY SLEEPER? Sometimes
14. WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR EYES? Brown
15. DO YOU LIKE CAMPING? Don't know yet
16. ARE DOGS A MANS BEST FRIEND? Yuppers! I love people!
17. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE? My dinner
18. DO YOU WEAR NAIL POLISH? Hell No!
19. FAVORITE THING TO DO ON A NICE DAY? Play outside with my friends, my ball and my frisbee
20. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE TOY? My bone, and my sqeeky toy I've had since the first day I was with my Mommy
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My Interests

Eating, snooting and sniffing everything I can, playing tug o war, fetching, sleeping in funny positions, and playing whatever I can with my friends. Oh, and eating Daddy's socks. Love eating Daddy's socks.

A Survey for Pets!
What type of pet are you? Puppy
What is your name? Beauregard
What other nicknames do you have? Beau, Snoots, Hoover, Pop n Squat
What is your favorite treat? Scoobie Snacks and Popcorn
What would your owner describe you as? The most adorable but mischievious puppy around
What is the funniest thing you have done? Which day?
What is the bravest thing you have done? Tried to protect my mommy from the big bad squirrel
Yes or No
Are you neutered? (whisper)yes. but Shhhhhhhhhh!
Are you a social animal? I love everyone and everything!!!(except the big bad squirrel)
Are you always doing something bad when nobody is looking? Well, if no one's looking....
Are you friendly? I love everyone, 'cept that damned squirrel.....
Are you overweight? Nope, fit and lovin it!
Do you like warm milk? I eat or drink anything
Do you eat cheese? Yes, but Mommy doesn't like it a few hours later when she takes me out...
Do you eat bugs? I'm mommy's bug-o-nator
Do you live with other animals? Used to, now I just have friends that visit
Do you like being in the house more than being outside? Hell no! If it has dirt and sticks, I'm there!
Do you like to exercise? Yup, and if mommy can't catch me, the better!
Do you like car rides? I like them, but I can only take them for short periods of time
Do you get into stuff? Anything I can reach and even some I can't
Do you get along with your mommy or daddy? I'm their pride and joy!
Do you like to swim? YEAH!!!!!
Do you chase laser pen dots? I chase anything that moves
And finally, Do you love your mommy or daddy? They are my world! I love them to death!!!!

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I'd like to meet:

Firends, lots of friends. Girlfriends would be cool, though I don't have the equipment to make little friends, if you know what I mean. I was recently dumped, so be gentle with me.

Music:

Whatever Mommy likes to dance to so I can jump up and dance too.