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Scottish Walleye

On a long enough timeline the survival rate of everyone drops to zero.

About Me

Ok, so I found this wonderful woman who is totally willing to accept me for the weird fucker that I am. She enjoys my off color comments, unusual sense of humor and somehow finds me attractive. Well, on Monday, 9/10/07, I asked this gorgeous woman to be my wife and she said yes! I'm the happiest I've ever been, although it does make me question her sanity. I guess we've got the rest of our lives to figure out who's crazy and for what reason.
"As human beings we are responsible for our own happiness." A wise man once said that. That wise man was me. I hate it when I'm right and I hate it when I forget my own rules.

My Interests

HIP HOP, DANCE, POOL, EMILY and whatever else sparks my interest at the time.

I'd like to meet:

Individuals not paper dolls.

Music:

Hip Hop is my first love, but I can find something to love about almost any genre of music, as long as it's put together well.

Movies:

I'm a movie junky. I really like old Kung Fu movies, gangster movies, action, Anime. I'll watch just about anything really.A few favorites: The Boondock Saints, Donnie Darko, Reservoir Dogs, Freeway, Clerks, Fight Club, Anchorman, Ninja Scroll

Television:

I really don't watch much TV anymore. When I do it's cartoons. What happened to fiction? Cartoons are the only non-reality based shows on TV. Reality is over-rated.A few favorites: The Simpsons, The Family Guy, Auquateen Hunger Force, Boondocks, Robot Chicken,

Books:

Currently I'm reading "The Tao of Pooh". I want to be the uncarved block.I'm also a big Hunter S. Thompson fan.A few favorites: Fear and Loathing, Hell's Angels, The Hobbit, Lord of the Rings.

Heroes:

Parents who actually take care of, teach and love their children. Artist's with the passion and drive to make it happen and the integrity to not lose themselves on the way. People who aren't afraid to really be themselves.