Jaz the FunkyRhino - ProfilesArchive

About Me

Hello,
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THE SUBURBAN ACTION FIGURE COME TO LIFE! in 3-D!
This is the about me section of my page where I give you the benefit of the doubt by describing myself in the third person telling you how wonderful, intelligent and cool I am which I'm not but I'll accept that. No one really reads this part anyway do they?

I am Jaz, self promoted entertainer,
uncontrollable
sarcastic
reclusive
unconventional
likes wine and women and makes no apologies about it
hard to understand
silly
sensible
self confident
gets bored easy
likes to gamble
selfish at times
stylish
understanding and rational
warm exterior but somewhat distant
doesnt conform to social standards
annoyed easily
easy to get a long with
sarcastic
witty and clever
always thinking!
underrated!

My Interests

computer technology, fitness, dancing, Poker, comedy clubs, 70's pop culture, playing pool, coffee, donuts, Gary Coleman, stuff

I'd like to meet:

Not you so go away. No for real I'm not looking for anything but a few friends and so forth. I'm satisfied with Jaz and Jaz is satisfied with I. If you're cool with that then we'll get along fine.

Music:

Old Prince, Fishbone, Ludacris, The Clash, Devo, Wu-Tang, El-P, Public Enemy, GZA, Steely Dan, Black Sabbath, Black Flag, Rollins Band, Kool Keith, Chicago, Parliament, Joni Mitchell, Dead Kennedys, Circle Jerks, Slave, Barkays, Freddie Hubbard, Miles Davis, Earth Wind and Fire, Judas Priest

Movies:

The Wanderers, Casino, GoodFellas, The GodFather, Repo Man, Lord of the Rings, American HistoryX, Good Bad & the Ugly, Taxi Driver, Boogie Nights, SLC Punk, Do the Right Thing, Napolean Dynamite, Happiness

Television:

Sanford and Son, Jefferson, All in the Family, all of the great Norman Lear sitcoms. Futurama, Aqua Force Teen Hunger, Family Guy, CSI, VH1 I Love the 70's, 80's

Books:

The 48 Laws of Power, Fire In The Belly, The Art of Seduction, 7 Habits of Highly Effective People, A Catcher in the Rye

My Blog

I will never use the word Honkey on a board again

The interaction went something like this:guy on message board: I don't understand any mans appeal for an overweight woman. It's not respectable to date someone unfit and unhealthy an...
Posted by Jaz the FunkyRhino on Tue, 27 May 2008 12:27:00 PST

Serious question!

Is there any movie where Steven Seagal gets his butt kicked? By the way some of you need to watch Walker Texas Ranger. Best show on tv. Forget American Idol, So You Think You Can Dan...
Posted by Jaz the FunkyRhino on Wed, 21 May 2008 09:10:00 PST

Date ideas 101

This one is full of moral fiber. Someone looking for a date to an adult bookstore. Is this guy out of touch with reality or did he just finish watching Taxi Driver (where Robert DeNiro playing ...
Posted by Jaz the FunkyRhino on Mon, 12 May 2008 09:58:00 PST

Good Pep Talk for the Charismatically Challenged!

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Posted by Jaz the FunkyRhino on Thu, 24 Apr 2008 01:57:00 PST

Bus rides and Ronnie Van Zant

You have a lot of time on your hands. No? If so I want you to park your car somewhere and take the Tarc or whatever form of public transportation available around the city and collect your...
Posted by Jaz the FunkyRhino on Wed, 09 Apr 2008 01:18:00 PST

I can’t believe its been over 6 months

I really can’t believe it’s been over 6 months since I’ve stepped foot in my blog room but I promise things will be great in 2008. There will be blogs and rumors of blogs, blog...
Posted by Jaz the FunkyRhino on Tue, 08 Apr 2008 03:22:00 PST

damn Um see

I guess I will post another silly blog since the other one was so serious and ummm yeah....This is about my love of Wendys spicy chicken sandwich. I love that thang man. I don't care about...
Posted by Jaz the FunkyRhino on Mon, 17 Sep 2007 09:14:00 PST

I am currently on tour

People have been asking me what's up with the blog because I haven't posted anything since Bush's approval ratings were over 60 percent. Well currently I'm in the studio working on a comeback a...
Posted by Jaz the FunkyRhino on Wed, 25 Jul 2007 11:32:00 PST

Bud!

I just had an epiphany! I don't even know what that means but it sounds like some cool things to say to someone while you're having coffee at Starbucks. Something that will make suburban c...
Posted by Jaz the FunkyRhino on Mon, 14 May 2007 12:15:00 PST

I'm here in 3D

Um wow I almost forgot this place was here! Sorry I've been at Target. I designate Target as the ultimate place to meet women. Forget getting dressed up and going to the bars, at Ta...
Posted by Jaz the FunkyRhino on Mon, 14 May 2007 09:46:00 PST