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About Me

I like shoes (especially flip-flops), Summer and going on holiday, my freckles, my Black Sabbath dress, dogs (especially greyhounds), pimped up cars, make-up, my fanjita, dancing, Mount Gay rum, shopping, the weekends, taking polaroids, swearing, being rude, and lots of other stuff that's fun. I used to like a fight but don't do much of that now. I still fancy my chances though.
I don't like people who are up their own arses, being ignored, pointing, spitting or being told what to do. I don't like that Kunt and the Gang group either - they're shite and made me crash my Skoda.

Mr Marley will help you contact me, he rocks!

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Rick Witter again please (he's on my list), and Tracey Emin (she's most definitely not).

I'd also like to meet the one and only Mr Danko Jones but I think that I'd scare him. I did invite him round for a cup of tea and a Hobnob when he was in Brighton but he never turned up. I like to think that the MySpace message I posted never got passed on to him and that if he had actually got it he would have been round here like a shot.

Music:

Brakes - BSP - Buck 65 - Chicks on Speed - Danko Jones - Neil Diamond - The Eighties - Fannypack - Forward Russia - Help She Can't Swim - Holy Fuck - Morphine - NWA - Queens of the Stone Age - Sean 'Number 1' Paul - Shaggy - Shed 7 - anything that Stock/Aitken/Waterman produced

Movies:

Annie - La Haine - Manhattan - Morvern Callar - True Romance - anything British set on a council estate

Television:

American Gothic - Deadwood - Everybody Hates Chris - Grand Designs - House - Jimmy's Farm - Loose Women - The Shield - Scrubs - Six Feet Under - Tribe - The Unit

Heroes:

Caleb Belle

My Blog

Appletastic

Mmm, I've got a spanking new white and shiny toy. Haven't a clue how it works and MarBelle is getting a bit pissed off with me asking how to use it. My favourite thing is taking polaroid type pictures...
Posted by miss d on Wed, 22 Nov 2006 06:43:00 PST

Wotsits

Yummy yummy yummy in my tummy tummy tummy
Posted by miss d on Mon, 13 Nov 2006 02:44:00 PST

Cuntish Fucks

Yep. Estate Agents and people selling houses who want more money than they have asked for originally are Cuntish Fucks. I hope that you never become a Cuntish Fuck - think of the family that have alre...
Posted by miss d on Mon, 13 Nov 2006 02:27:00 PST

Na na na na na na na

The lovely MarBelle bought me the entire This Life series on DVD for our anniversary yesterday and I've watched about a million episodes already - I had forgotten just how much I loved it man, it's wi...
Posted by miss d on Fri, 20 Oct 2006 12:44:00 PST

David Palmer

I'm watching The Unit at the moment and really fancy the guy who heads the team in it. He was David Palmer in 24. Just thought I would share that with you....
Posted by miss d on Tue, 17 Oct 2006 02:46:00 PST

I am NEVER going out EVER again...

...because I got very drunk very quickly on 2 glasses of wine, had a beer, smoked a dirty rotten fag, drank 2 tequilas, took my breastpads out and put them down Ellie's bra and then stuck them to my h...
Posted by miss d on Tue, 10 Oct 2006 02:48:00 PST

I am as drunkard as a skunkard

I am. And no-one is here to be drunkard with cos they've all gone out and left me the fuckers. The only person here is my son who is far too young to be drunkard with me. He is very sober and very asl...
Posted by miss d on Sun, 01 Oct 2006 04:57:00 PST

Dammit

Can't believe that I've succumbed to this mememe malarky. What are you supposed to write here then? What you're feeling? What you've been up to? What a load of arse. I'm feeling dirty because Caleb's ...
Posted by miss d on Wed, 20 Sep 2006 11:35:00 PST