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ukulele hayley

hey, laser lips, your mother was a snowblower!!

About Me

Im a jewish sailor and I procrastinate, a lot.

My Interests

swimming, baking, sailors, pipes, long walks in the country, skipping, rolling around in sunny meadows, afternoon tea, cliff richard, punting on the thames, and generally living a splendidly wholsome lifestyle.

I'd like to meet:

ali ens

Music:

Bjork, A Perfect Circle, tool, NIN, Incubus, Hell is for heroes, tori amos, 12 rods, the smiths, mansun, gold chains, jamie lidell, tipper, aphex twin, squarepusher, ceephax acid, cassette boy, weevie stonder, hellfish and producer, plaid, lamb, prince, patsy kline, the blow monkeys, akon, buddy holly, roots manuva, anti pop consortium, tom vek, clor, all sorts of drum n bass, the darker the better! entity, mr.psik, the electrosluts, the autobots and all other kinds of breakbeat that I listen to but haven't got a clue who its by! I know im missin out loads but I just can't think but you get the general idea!

Movies:

The life aquatic is my favourite of the moment (the hat in my picture is an ode to the film!) Silence of the lambs is a fucking classic!, Beetlejuice, labyrinth, Mary poppins, the aristokrats (not the disney film), eternal sunshine of the spotless mind, I saw crash the other day and that suprised me because it is actually good don't be put of by Sandra Bollock head, American psyco, I love Christian Bale, he is ace as Batman too, can't beat Micheal Keaton in my books though! Grease 1 and 2, loads of early Barbara Streisand films like funny girl, funny lady, hello dolly, whats up doc etc etc, Sin City, the family guy film almost made me have a bit of naughty wee in my pants! This is England, Shane meadows is a leg-end.

Television:

basically loads of comedy. Reeves and mortimer, catterick, league of gents, the mighty boosh, black books, the day today, brass eye, IT crowd, spaced, red dwarf, garth merengys dark place hospital, green wing, nighty night, pheonix nights, young ones, bottom, jam. I also liked nip/tuck, good cookery programs, nature programs and this morning but only if its Fern and Phillip coz they crack me up. Lost has become more of an obsession then a like to be honest!

Books:

the lovely bones, the life of pi, cloud atlas, the beach, hannibal, native tongue, georges marvelous medicine, empress orchid, marabou stork nightmares, as used on the famous nelson mandella by Mark Thomas, choke, survivor, curious incedent of the dog in the nightime, bedroom secrets of the measterchefs.

Heroes:

hugh fearnley baby