About Me
Sirens Of the Apocalypse is a four piece metal band from the Philadelphia area.Sirens of the Apocalypse was concieved at the dawn of time, before dinosaurs existed and before man walked the earth. When the big bang ripped the universe atwine it is believed that the three founding members of the band, Farace, CJ, and the Rock, took their place on their thrones amongst the Gods. However, the other Gods soon got embarassed with Farace's shredding skills, CJ's masterful guitar maneuvers, and the Rock's pummeling bass lines, and forced them onto the mortal planet of Earth. It is here that the three decided to conjoin their powers into creating the universe's greatest metal band, originally calling themselves Into the Shadow. After a few weeks it became apparent that that band name was lame as hell so they changed it to Sirens of the Apocalypse, one that is way more badass. One day practicing in the seventh layer of hell as usual on every tuesday with Satan, they caught wind of a massive earthquake in Asia killing all three billion of its occupants. They soon discovered that the source of the massive amount of bloodshed was non other than their soon-to-be vocalist Kpac, who's vocal cords were forged by HÄ“phaistos, the God of Fire and Forge. Traveling across the globe, slaying bears and raping unicorns, CJ, Farace, and the Rock finally came across the infamous Kpac. After a five millenia battle with the determined vocalist, they came to an agreement and Kpac was the new singer of the band. However, the only reason the band was not demolished in this epic battle was due to their fucking ridiculous metal resistance, and Farace was forced to give surgery on Kpac so normal mortals would be able to withstand his vocals without their bodies being turned inside out and spontaneously combusting into a hellish blaze of torment and despair. Questing back to their lair ON THE FUCKING SUN they encountered many enemies, who wished to eliminate and steal their essence of pure metal. Opening up realms to dimensions of utter chaos and death, these opponents stood no chance and were vanquished in no time. Some of these enemies included Atilla the Hun, Abraham Lincoln, Harriot Tubman, Ron Weasly, Fall Out Boy, Bullet for my Valentine, Smokey the Bear(Remember kids, only you can prevent forest fires!), Mr. Rodgers, Grimace and the Hamburglar, and every character from Rocket Power who teamed up Jesus to form a giant mechanical TRex with machine guns for arms and a taIL made up of the corpses of Small Children that Santa put on his Naughty List. Now Sirens of the Apocalypse is a four piece metal band of unrelenting metal chaos that plans to wreak havoc on your ears with their relentless sound and pummeling riffs. Don't be surprised if they reign supreme over your eardrums and the world as you know it.This is why don't you smoke crack.
