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La Patrona de Magnolia

Kiss my texAS

About Me


I'm a proud Tejana who's very observant and who has the honor of claiming three flags as my own-USA, TX & MX (SLP). I'm a single mother by choice y que?! I enjoy eating and talking (but not at the same time!). Life is too short for me to worry about things that can't be changed so I try to take it one day at a time. I like to laugh and make people laugh. Some people mistake my kindness for weakness. To sum it all up in a sentence: "Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee". Male friends tell me I'm smart, attractive and articulate. I am looking for an Activities Partner-hahaha and that means someone to do things with such as movies, beach, dance. With no strings attached though as I'm not looking for a relationship, sexual or otherwise. PLATONIC FRIENDS ONLY Uh huh, people who can't spell should be tortured very slowly. I can identify with Sandra Bullock, Drew Barrymore and Sissy from Urban Cowboy. It's my dream to visit Scotland one day. I am the Original Official Kilt Inspector~

My Interests

Reading, dancing, bowling, karaoke, rollerskating, outdoor festivals, flea markets, comedy shows, attending bullriding (Mike Lee, Rocky McDonald, Chris Shivers and Matt Bohon), watching NASCAR and/or IRL racing (KYLE BUSCH, Kasey Kahne and Dan Wheldon) events, volleyball, movies, baseball games (THE all american sport!) and antiques (I adore the Art Deco period). I admire artists Frida Kahlo, Jesus Helguera, Angel Martin, Ray Caesar, Mark Ryden, Egon Schiele and Jose Guadalupe Posada. I also like those big eyed animal and children paintings by Walter and Margaret Keane, Gig, Lee and Eve, among others. I laugh really loudly to George Lopez, Jeff Foxworthy, Jerry Lewis, Jeff Garcia and Rob Schneider.

I'd like to meet:

Fellas with blond hair and blue eyes. Although I can appreciate brown hair and eyes as well ;0). Definitely good-hearted, genuine and sincere people. Anyone with a sense of humor is the best in my book, I'm not saying you have to be a comedian either. Someone willing to try everything at least once in their life. How can you say you don't like something if you've never tried it?!

Music:

80's new wave and 80's dance, Norteno, Tejano, Country, R*N*B, classic rock, 50's, 60's and 70's (there was more than just disco playing back then and in my opinion- disco wasn't that bad), swing, baroque. I love listening to bagpipes playing. Oh yeah, I still like to listen toCheck out this MySpace MP3 Player !

Movies:

Urban Cowboy, Gregory's Girl, Ode To Billy Joe, Logan's Run, Frida, 13 Going On 30, The Notebook, Butterflies Are Free, Lord of the Rings, Endless Love, Amores Perros, Clueless, Braveheart, Smoke Signals, Bridget Jones Diary, Napoleon Dynamite, Pretty in Pink,Romeo and Juliet (1968), My Neighbor Totoro, Kama Sutra-A Love Story, Eraserhead, The Elephant Man, Spirit of '76 (with the McDonald brothers of the group Redd Kross), The Outsiders, Mission Kasmir (I like Bollywood movies), Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid, Bonnie and Clyde, Whatever Happened To Baby Jane, Splendor In The Grass, The Sterile Cuckoo, A Patch Of Blue, Lolita, Phantom Of The Paradise, King Kong, Mighty Joe Young, Paper Moon, Cabaret, A Streetcar Named Desire, Bad News Bears, What's Up Doc, The Way We Were, The Owl And The Pussycat, Foxes, Over The Edge, Little Darlings, Gone With The Wind, The Pirate Movie, Blue Lagoon, Meatballs, Karate Kid 1 and 2, The Sentinel, Wuthering Heights (B&W version), Miss Congeniality, Hairspray, Babycakes, The Main Event, Charlie's Angels, Hello Dolly... Thomas' myspace editor™ V2.5
MySpace Layouts

Television:

Men In Trees, The New Adventures Of The Old Christine, House, Ugly Betty, Girlfriends, Jeff Foxworthy's Blue Collar TV, Are You Being Served?, NCSI, China Beach, Antiques Roadshow, Alien Nation, Brady Bunch, Little House On The Prairie, The Monkees, Designing Women, The Waltons, Good Times, Laverne and Shirley. And yes, I have a Mac!

Books:

Stephen King, Dean Koontz, Jackie Collins, Sandra Cisneros, Julia Alvarez, Daniel Chacon, Ana Castillo and Denise Chavez, C.S. Lewis, Danielle Steele, Harold Robbins, William F. Nolan, Herman Raucher, The True History of the Elephant Man, Dalton Trumbo, Paulo Coelho, Aaron Latham, Scott Spencer, Laura Ingalls Wilder and Carolyn Keene. The "Planet Of The Apes" series. This isn't a book but I love to read "Blender" magazine! I also like to read spanish novelas.♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ Click here to get Falling Objects ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥..

Heroes:

I greatly admire Frida Kahlo for being a strong, independent and intelligent Mexican woman. Y todas las madres solteras-ARRIBA!!!!

My Blog

FLYYYYYYYYYYYY

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Posted by Morena de Ojazos Negros on Tue, 26 Jun 2007 04:57:00 PST

It's that kind of a week...

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Posted by Morena de Ojazos Negros on Thu, 21 Jun 2007 08:30:00 PST

Mexican-Americans

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Posted by Morena de Ojazos Negros on Sun, 17 Jun 2007 04:54:00 PST

THere is no sanctuary II

It's offical peoples, I am addicted to youtube. I spend more time there than I do here on myspace. And y'all know we can spend quite a bit of time here on myspace. It's 12:18 am and I am still looking...
Posted by Morena de Ojazos Negros on Fri, 15 Jun 2007 10:23:00 PST

Para Roberto Gallegos V. !que ya no puedo mas!

GUY: Si tal vez pudieras comprender que no se como expresarme bien si tal vez pudiera hacerte ver que no hay otra mujer mejor que tu para mi. GIRL: Si tal vez me harias muy feliz si tal vez ...
Posted by Morena de Ojazos Negros on Thu, 14 Jun 2007 01:06:00 PST

You're sexy baby

Damn, I thought I was the only female who sported a mullet back in the day!WHEW-I feel so much better now!Now if only I could find a way to rid the world of all those high school yearbooks w...
Posted by Morena de Ojazos Negros on Wed, 13 Jun 2007 06:44:00 PST

Hehehe

My Pa's song My sister says this is my Lamb's song-LOL...
Posted by Morena de Ojazos Negros on Wed, 06 Jun 2007 06:14:00 PST

For the reals!

*dancing* *dancing*...
Posted by Morena de Ojazos Negros on Wed, 06 Jun 2007 08:28:00 PST

Add another single parent to the fold

What a day!Somewhere around mid-day I found out someone accidently knocked the cover to my cockatiels nest in and the mother escaped and two of the five eggs cracked. AH! Now the father is pacing arou...
Posted by Morena de Ojazos Negros on Tue, 05 Jun 2007 04:58:00 PST

I Can't Wait

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Posted by Morena de Ojazos Negros on Mon, 04 Jun 2007 06:28:00 PST