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i enjoy scaring people. e.g.-sneaking up behind them or hiding in a closet or around the corner and popping out and doing the requisite "ARGGH!!!" or "BLEEEH!!!"i also own several sizes of portable air horns which i also use to make people jump.i'm afraid of clowns, midgets/dwarves, underwater scenes showing fish and other deep sea creatures living in the subterranean depths of oceans including the kelp swaying around. life sized-animatronic dinosaurs. museum dioramas of taxidermed animals posed in replicas of their natural habitats. i daydream alot.

My Blog

for: carrion teh mysterious

calla lily:will you throw a mantrum if you don't get a murse to carry your guyliner, manties, bro/mansierre & mandals?   carrion child:damn straight i will, and u forgot about my, meye shadow, manscar...
Posted by on Thu, 26 Mar 2009 12:44:00 GMT

DURANIE FOR LIFE

i happened to be surfing the intraweb in search of good nick rhodes photos. i stumbled across some duran duran sites and it got me to reminisce about my youth as a duranie. i was i think 11. perh...
Posted by on Sun, 07 Dec 2008 02:09:00 GMT

remember these stories. they will be in the book i will write one day

reading fetus' blog about lois lane and asking for clark kent reminded me of the shenanigans i used to get into with val when we were punk kids.when we were about 11 yrs old way back in the ancie...
Posted by on Fri, 17 Oct 2008 14:16:00 GMT

are they sure shes not american?


Posted by on Sun, 30 Mar 2008 05:45:00 GMT

D'OH

i overheard the following conversation in the ER yesterday:doctor: this happened at your place of employment?patient: yesdr: tell me in your words what happenedpt: someone had mopped the floor. it was...
Posted by on Wed, 12 Mar 2008 08:17:00 GMT

la mansion de las siete momias

aaahhh-the joys of not having cable. i caught a flick on one of the mexican channels last night. i didn't see it at the beginning and i didn't get to finish watching it. but man was it was pure velvee...
Posted by on Sun, 17 Feb 2008 11:36:00 GMT

attack of the squarehead

so a few weeks ago, someone who works at the same hospital as me had a tendency to try to talk like elvis. one day in the elevator he kept saying"thank you. thank you very much" and everyone just look...
Posted by on Tue, 15 Jan 2008 14:49:00 GMT

i want you all over me

well last week i was in sephora. i decided to see what that "l.a.m.b." smelled like. oh my lord. i know i have smelled something similar to it but it evoked memories of the late 70's/early 80's and be...
Posted by on Wed, 02 Jan 2008 08:04:00 GMT

the kia maniac commercial


Posted by on Sun, 09 Dec 2007 05:30:00 GMT

a blog! its quiz time

Sophia Pills:Will cause an instant boost in original Nintendo play'What effect do you have on people?' at QuizGalaxy.comTake this quiz at QuizGalaxy.comRomanceRomance is most important in a boyfriend/...
Posted by on Sun, 25 Nov 2007 11:50:00 GMT