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Make Your Free Pirate Plaque Here!GATHER ROUND LADS, GATHER ROUND LASSES, GATHER ROUND. HERE BE SOME PIRATE QUOTES T' LIVE BYE. (1)TIS BETTER TO DIE ON YER FEET THEN LIVE ON YER KNEES. (2)I SUPPOSE IT BE MUCH MORE COMFORTABLE TO BE MAD AND KNOW IT, THAN BE SANE AND HAVE ONE'S DOUBTS. (3)REALITY IS A HALLUCINATION BROUGHT ON BY LACK OF ALCOHOL. (4)YOU'RE NOT DRUNK IF YE CAN LIE ON THE FLOOR WITHOUT HOLDING ON. (5)ARRR....WE ALL BE LUNATICS, BUT HE WHO CAN ANALYZE HIS DELUSIONS IS CALLED A PHILOSOPHER. (6)WHENEVER I BE CAUGHT 'TWEEN TWO EVILS, I TAKE THE ONE I NE'ER TRIED. (7)A PIRATE IS ONLY AS OLD AS THE LADY HE FEELS. (8)PIRATES DEMAND YOUR TREASURE OR YOUR LIFE, WOMEN REQUIRE BOTH. (9)TIS ME HUMBLE OPINON THAT NO MAN CAN FLY PIRATE COLORS WHO'S NOT BE WILLIN TO SELL HIS FRIEND, HIS SWEETHEART, OR HIS MOTHER. (10)THE RULE OF ME LIFE IS TO MAKE BUSINESS A PLEASURE, AND PLEASURE ME BUSINESS. (11) TO ME BEAUTIES, AND ME PRETTIES. SMILE. IT'S THE SECOND BEST THING YE CAN DO WITH YER LIPS.

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WELCOME T' ME MESPACE ME ROGUES AND LUSTY LASSES...FOR THOSE WHO DON'T KNOW ME I USE TO BE A PROFFESIONAL BREAKER BACK IN THE EARLY 80's & 90'S NOW I BE A PIRATE ARRRGH I AM ALSO A SINGLE DAD ALL MY KIDS ARE DIFFERENT COLORS HA HA NO REALLY MY OLDEST ARE MIXED WITH BLACK AND MY BABIES ARE HALF ITALIAN AND HALF ECUADORIAN. I LOVE ALL KINDS OF WOMEN ESPECIALLY THE THICK KIND (BABY GOTS T' HAVE BACK!)I WAS RAISED IN NEW JERSEY AND NEW YORK SO I'M CONSIDERED NUYORICAN THEN I MOVED TO CALI WHEN I WAS 15 YRS OLD AND GREW UP IN THE PARTY, CRUSING DAYS IN SCAM FERNANDO WHEN LAUREL CANYON WAS DA SPOT.(SAN FERNANDO CA IN DA SAN FERNANDO VALLEY) MINI TRUCKS GALORE (TOYS R US, BEDROCK MINIS, KAMAKAZI BOYS..ALL THAT SHIT. HOUSE PARTIES WERE THE RAGE! SHOUT OUT TO ALL ONE BIG POSSE MEMBERS TO MY BOYS WORLD FAMOUS DJ HAZZE AKA DJ HAMBURGER HELPER, AKA FLASH...FROM FLASH AND CREW...AND OF COURSE TO OUR FAMOUS MEMBER CUBA GOODING JR (YOU KNOW WHEN WE CATCH UP WE GONNA BATTLE..RIGHT!)....I HAVEN'T REALLY CHANGED MUCH FROM BACK IN THE DAYS I LOVE ENTERTAINING I ENJOY DJING BUT MY LOVE IS TO GROOVE. TO SWEAT TO THE RYTHM, GRIND TO THE RYTHM ESPECIALLY IF YOU HAVE A GOOD PARTNER YOU GOTTA FEEL THE MUSIC. LOVE THE ARTS, TRAVELING AND MEETING CRAZY INTRESTING PEOPLE. I AM A SINGLE DAD LOVE MY KIDS, ALL MY KIDS ARE IN MY LIFE, THEY COME FIRST I'M NOT HERE TO GET MARRIED JUST MEET COOL PEOPLE. IF I REQUEST AN ADD FRIEND IT'S CAUSE EITHER YOU'RE CUTE (WOMEN)..WHY LIE? OR YOU HAVE A REALLY COOL PAGE THAT INTREST ME...OK EVERYONE ENJOY YOUR LITTLE STAY AND BE COOL!...PEACE OUT!SPIKE EL PIRATA'S URL http://www.myspace.com/36413573

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READING IS ONE OF MY FAVORITE THINGS TO DO! LET'S JUST SAY I ALWAYS HAVE A BOOK WHEREVA I MAY ROAM!

Heroes:

What is Your TRUE Astrology Sign? (for guys and girls with incredibly detailed answers and incredible picture
You are a Sagittarius, the dare-devil of the Zodiac. You love to take risks, are open, adventurus, creative, impulsive, fun and funny, independent, idealistic, kind, and you see the big pictue and tell it like you see it!! Of all the animals you are most like a horse, you love to run wild and freeand just like a majestic horse you are spirited, strong, powerfull and fast!!
-your lucky colors are silver (the color of magic) and purple (the color of royalty)
-you metal is tin
-your precious stone is turquoise
-the parts of the body that you rule are your liver, hips, and thighs
-your lucky day of the week is thursday
-the planet which you are ruled by is jupiter
-your best love match can be an aquarius, aries, leo, gemini, and sometimes your own sagittarius
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My Blog

Spike's Madness Fun & Chaos The Blog!

Posting some of me Favorite Vids that I had a Ball watchin. Some arrr vintage All arrr Cool!! Some of these Vids arrr wicked! Fer that rogue or Wench on the go who jus wants to be entertained fer a ...
Posted by Spike El Pirata on Fri, 01 Jun 2007 12:12:00 PST

POTC 3 (AWE) Hollywood Ca. El Capitan Theater Pics.

Avast Me Hearties. Me and me lil rogue and princess decided t' go pillage hollywierd fer the show at El Capitan Theater fer At World's End. We didn't have tickets mind ye being that we saw POTC 3 when...
Posted by Spike El Pirata on Sun, 27 May 2007 09:50:00 PST

ALL HANDS ON DECK!!

Avast all pirates, rogues and wenches of this 'ere myspace waters. Thar has been a summons to e'ery seafarin soul, swashbuckler, adventurer, and every scallywag of a pirate. A grand battle awaits on ...
Posted by Spike El Pirata on Wed, 16 May 2007 06:18:00 PST

HAPPY MOTHA'S DAY!

Happy Mother's Day Me Wenches and Lusty Lasses!! MUAH! A Mother's Day Treat. Here arrr some Mother's Day Vids!! Mother's day Add to My Profile | More Videos...
Posted by Spike El Pirata on Sun, 13 May 2007 10:18:00 PST

VENICE BEACH ME HOME AWAY FROM HOME!!

WARNING: You are about to enter Venice Beach, where it is never just a "day at the beach." Do not attempt to venture further unless you are prepared to stay longer than you intended!Venice Beach, Cali...
Posted by Spike El Pirata on Tue, 01 May 2007 07:09:00 PST

PUT YER LIGHTERS UP! 420

This is a lil 420 Blog. Get Yer Lighters Ready........Begin!!Electric Lincoln! WHOA MAN! DOOBIE SNACKS (Jay and Silent Bob meet Scooby Doo and the gang) MUNCHIES ANYONE???? ...
Posted by Spike El Pirata on Fri, 20 Apr 2007 12:43:00 PST

PUFF PUFF PASS....

Vintage 70's feel and music to these 'ere first 2 great 70's tribute vids. The first vid really jus had me on the floor! Stoner Star Wars what a great recut!STONER STAR WARS The Song alone br...
Posted by Spike El Pirata on Wed, 11 Apr 2007 06:01:00 PST

HAPPY EASTA NOW RUN FER YER LIVES!

WHAT YOU ARRRR ABOUT TO WITNESS MAY UPSET SOME PEOPLEDO NOT MAKE THE MISTAKE AND TAKE THIS LIGHTLY RUN I SAYRUN FOR YER VERY LIVES! Run Fer Yer Lives Rayman raving rabbids rayman ...
Posted by Spike El Pirata on Sun, 08 Apr 2007 09:16:00 PST

BLOODY PIRATE EASTER HUMOR!!!

Happy Easter ye Rogues and Wicked WenchesBefore I be goin out drinkin and a pillagin this good fri nightI thought I be wishin ye scallywags and beauties a Happy Easter. What Is Easter?Thre...
Posted by Spike El Pirata on Sat, 07 Apr 2007 05:55:00 PST

SPRING MAYHEM!!

HACKER ON THE PROWLSpring time is here and those damn nasty bugs and viruses and them bloody heathen hackers arrr gettin ready fer their spring time raidin. Tryin t' pillage and plunder arrr puters! ...
Posted by Spike El Pirata on Thu, 05 Apr 2007 08:01:00 PST