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Myspace Layouts at Pimp-My-Profile.com / Black and white fender guitar
Member Since: 3/28/2008
Band Members:Doug Ausley - Lead guitar/VocalsRon Castor - Lead Vocals/HarmonicaMolson Canadian Beaver
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Influences: We are inspired by the fun things in life: Flatulence, human anatomy, sexual dysfunction, retards, etc... Now, anyone who sings about poop and vaginas and is not in 3rd grade draws some inspiration from the King Of All Media, Howard Stern. Anyone who says they do not is a dirty shitmouthed liar. Also, Tenacious D, Flight of the Concords, Adam Sandler, Ween, Frank Zappa, Bloodhound Gang, Ray Stevens, Roger Alan Wade, The Police, Stones, Beatles, Pink Floyd, King Crimson, Ramones, Pearl Jam, Johnny Cash, The Clash, Henry Rollins, The Dead (Kennedy's, Milkmen, and Grateful), Mofro, and a laundry list of many others who make us listen a little closer, laugh a little harder, love a little deeper, or cry like little pussies. Hope you like our music, and if you don't I hope you get hit in the fucking head with a bat and lose your hearing, but have the song of ours you hate the most stuck in your head for the rest of your life until you can take it no more and you kill yourself. Then, I hope your family hires us to play your wake and you are forced to look down on the whole affair as we dance and play, singing songs you would hate while riding ponies with midgets and clowns, and clown midgets. Then we all will form a line, walk past your casket and fart in the face of your corpse. Enjoy Fucker!!!
Sounds Like: God’s Farts, Shit unless you’re drunk, a West Virginia porn soundtrack...You tell us.
Record Label: Unsigned
Type of Label: None