Halloween costumes |
I have heard that this blog is disappointing. It is true. It is. I havent' been in a writing mood lately. I'm too busy thinking about what I'm going to be for Halloween. Every year the same thing, I t...
Posted by Candida on Mon, 30 Oct 2006 10:46:00 PST |
One dream at a time |
A skinny man with flowers came up to Greg and I on the street and stopped to ask us questions. I was about to do my "Don't have time sir" thing when Greg said "Sure!" The skinny man asked each of us:1...
Posted by Candida on Thu, 29 Jun 2006 11:49:00 PST |
Ritter Sport |
When I was in highschool they had the regular superlatives for seniors like best dressed, funniest, most likely to suceed. But mine was different. Mine was Most Likely to Sell Her Soul for a Donut. I ...
Posted by Candida on Sat, 03 Jun 2006 05:16:00 PST |
Find the smell |
Jess and I sometimes play "Find the smell" in our kitchen. We are clean folk, but we are also forgetful. Butter and sour cream stay until they coagulate into green and brown paste, tortillas harden in...
Posted by Candida on Mon, 22 May 2006 11:40:00 PST |
Really? |
So Jess and I were watching SNL and Fred Armisen and Will Forte were portraying some fictional doctors on the News segment, and I asked, "Who are they?" Meaning, "Are they portraying political figures...
Posted by Candida on Sun, 07 May 2006 12:30:00 PST |
Family Guy |
So I really like Family Guy, and for a while in my heart of hearts it was my favorite show, even above the Simpsons (I know!). It was like my mistress who would do things my wife wouldn't. But what is...
Posted by Candida on Tue, 25 Apr 2006 12:02:00 PST |
What If?? |
So sometimes there are these life altering moments that make you realize who you really are inside. Like, how you would be in a crisis. Tonight I found out that in a crisis I am a panicky, inept chick...
Posted by Candida on Thu, 30 Mar 2006 12:02:00 PST |
campin' |
There is nothing better than being in the wilderness. I respected people who would trek around the national forests with a backpack and 3 pairs of underwear for 3 months. But I never thought I could b...
Posted by Candida on Thu, 09 Mar 2006 08:39:00 PST |
But who shall I cuddle? |
I was thinking about getting another parakeet. And then I think I shouldn't because if I buy a wild bird then I am also giving money to the smugglers that take the birds out of their natural habitat a...
Posted by Candida on Sun, 08 Jan 2006 03:47:00 PST |
