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able the space monkey

congratulations. you are dead. welcome to heaven.

About Me

i'm joe. i'm bored. i'm boring. feel more than welcome to ask me any random ass question you may be curious to know.
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yahoo-gunntwoyourhed,
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i'm sure you'll learn something you wish you hadn't. i love when strangers talk to me. especially when they have random, neat questions. i really don't mind. i'll honestly answer ANY question you can think of. i have lots of spare time. i swear to god i'm not an asshole.

eleven-twentysix-zerofour. ♥

My Interests

music, movies, video games, bass, paranormal phenomena, the unexplained, ghosts, aliens, bigfoot, the loch ness monster, mysteries, finding things, the outdoors, animals, sleep, curiosity, junk food, not showering for days, setting things on fire/pyromania, going to shows, gross stuff, long car rides, meeting new people, awkward silence, exploring stuff, weird smells, fuzzy things, shiny things, funny things, stalking ;), random stuff, junk, destruction, creation, art in all it's forms, everything that isn't good for you

I'd like to meet:

TGRH, amy sedaris, talena atfield, les claypool, steve buscemi, jerry reed, willy nelson,....... and you.....just about anybody who isn't a complete moron.

Music:

ANIMUSIC

numbers
36 crazyfists, 30 seconds to mars, 7 angels 7 plagues,

A
anal blast, apoptygma berzerk, the acacia strain, american head charge, anorexia nervosa, arab on radar, afore notation, amon amarth, old afi, aphex twin, a perfect circle (first 2 cds), as the sun sets, as i lay dying, agoraphobic nosebleed, animusic, almighty opp, at the drive in, a life once lost,

B
bjork, the black dahlia murder, the birthday massacre, bleeding through, brotha lynch hung, the bled, burn the priest, buckethead, boston, bigdumbface, the blue man group, blue oyster cult, busdriver, behemoth, the beatles, bad acid trip, berlin, bring me the horizon, blondie, between the buried and me, the bloodhound gang, botch, bucket full of teeth, bananarama, the bee gees, the bangles,

C
the cure, crossbreed, cephalic carnage, circ, circle of dead children, cattle decapitation, chimaira, old cradle of filth, coal chamber, phil collins, caninus, coldwar, chinese stars, catchfire, combatwoundedveteran, the chemical brothers, codeseven, cannibal corpse, cold, johnny cash, combichrist, circle takes the square, converge,

D
david bowie, dj shadow, dj taka, dirty, devo, dan deacon, dimmu borgir, dethklok, old deftones, dance club massacre, despised icon, dying fetus, ddr music, dio, dragonforce, dillinger escape plan, decapitated, the doors, dream theater, dope, dangerdoom, daughters,

E
ed gein, every time i die, ensiferum,

F
from a second story window, fear factory, fantomas, finntroll, front 242, fear before the march of flames, fall of troy, flight of the conchords, flesh parade, funeris nocturnum, freezepop,

G
the great redneck hope, graveworm, godhead, gwar, green jelly, genghis tron, group x,

H
hungry lucy, he who corrupts, heavy heavy low low, holy molar, hella, horse the band,

I
into the moat, ion dissonance, isis, immortal technique, in flames, interpol,

J
jack off jill, elton john, michael jackson, job for a cowboy, john 5,

K
kidneythieves, knife the glitter, kmfdm, old korn, kataklysm, kayo dot, kittie,

L
the locust, lamb of god, the left rights, love lost but not forgotten, led zeppelin, last perfection,

M
mindless self indulgence, mum, mugison, kylie minogue, macabre, marduk, meshuggah, modest mouse, mass movement of the moth, mushroomhead, mr bungle, mephisto odyssey, mnemic, megaherz, mastodon, mdfmk, the mars volta, mad capsule markets, mudvayne, melt banana, massive attack, old marilyn manson,

N
the number 12 looks like you, old norma jean, necrophagist, old nine inch nails, napalm death, nile,

O
old man's child, paul oakenfold, orchid, opeth, orgy,

P
porcupine tree, pig, pig destroyer, pigface, pink floyd, pitch shifter, project pitchfork, the postal service, portishead, prodigy, primus, page 99, psyopus,

Q
queen,

R
rawg, regurgitate, radiohead, refused, russian circles, jerry reed, reflux, rush, the red death, rat in a bucket, rotting christ, red harvest, rammstein, the red chord,

S
sinai beach, static x (first 2 cds), sikth, skinny puppy, stabbing westward, spineshank, sharon tate, snake river conspiracy, sex pistols, old slipknot, slayer, sex positions, dusty springfield, smashing pumpkins, old system of a down, six feet under, some girls, strapping young lad,

T
transport league, tsol, textbook traitors, the tony danza tapdance extravaganza, ten masked men, trans siberian orchestra, tower of rome, tool, these arms are snakes, thine eyes bleed, today is the day, torture killer, telepopmusik, threebrain,

U
the used,

V
velvet acid christ, ian van dahl, vnv nation, videohippos, vampire mooose, van halen (not van hagar),

W
with childlike eyes, weezer, white zombie,

X
x-japan,

Y
yeah yeah yeahs,

Z
zao, zeromancer,
......all sorts of dumb crap.

Movies:

little marines, dumb and dumber, the cell, cannibal the musical, american history x, batman, batman returns, ghost world, pulp fiction, strangeland, 300, tommy, silent hill, mallrats, chasing amy, ed gein, rad, gacy, freddy got fingered, the craft, forest gump, wayne's world, the indiana jones movies, the crow movies, fight club, virgin suicides, dahmer, clerks 1 and 2, seven, manson, lost highway, scotland pa, groove, bong water, bushwhacked, grandma's boy, 40 year old virgin, a mighty wind, wet hot american summer, monty python and the search for the holy grail, the patriot, princess bride, donnie darko, fear of a black hat, fear and loathing in las vegas, the strangers with candy movie, the trailer park boys movie (the big dirty), porn. that's not every single movie i like but you get the general idea.

Television:


wolfman jack doorbell

THE UPRIGHT CITIZENS BRIGADE,
the simpsons, family guy, american dad, trailer park boys, adult swim, red dwarf, aqua teen hunger force, the brak show, boohbah, venture brothers, the dave chappelle show, tellitubbies, robot chicken, strangers with candy, metalocalypse, south park, that 70's show, king of the hill, blotter, beavis and butthead, jakers! and the adventures of piggly winks, futurama, old school nickelodeon, wonder showzen, unsolved mysteries, really stupid reality shows, porn

Books:

crime and punishment, frankenstein, the red badge of courage, porn,

but reading is for squares

Heroes:

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