Prolly a Grapefruit Helmet Cat

meh!! What's to tell!! I'm just your ordinary, garden-variety cat who, through no fault of his own, has come to find himself in this most embarrassing of predicaments.........with this friggin' grapefruit peel on my noggin. And see, this gypsy lady, she tells me that the only way to get the damn thing off is to get 1000 beautiful girls to befriend me.....so, here I am.And just not ANY girls will do, they must be, in my eyes, the most beautiful broads,.....er, I mean LADIES, that this fine website has to offer. So, I am only asking those dolls, who in my humble opinion, are the lovliest, the most unique, the sweetest of the sweet, that the fairer sex has amongst it's ranks. Therefore, consider it a supreme compliment if you are asked to be a part of this quest, for not all who knock at the gates of this realm shall be suffered to enter.YES!! IF you are chosen, you may hold your head high.....and PROUDLY declare, without reserve, that YOU are one of Grapefruit Helmet Head's 1000 KITTENS!!!!