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CHOADE

Everyone has to eat shaving cream now and again.

About Me

i sleep too much-i eat plenty-i'm sad in the winter time-i worry that i'll never do anything-my finger nails are dirty-i have a really dirty hat-i have a dish washer-i need to go back to school-i'm going to make things that make children cry(no, not huge nun shaped dildoes)-i live in texas with a lovely duck-my teeth are going-my hair is greying-i need a haircut-and i really need to lay off the sodas

My Interests

Burning Man!!!!!!!glue'n stuff to me car-playing with fire-sandwiches-nookie-woodchuck-PBR-SHITTER BANDITS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!-ramen noodles-Urban Rituals-not catching on fire again(it sucks),body modification,terribly horrible funny movies-getting my scooter to run-not being in debt anymore

I'd like to meet:

Zorak-Tyler Durden-art bell-jack blood-Stevie Wonder-DOG the bounty hunter

Music:

Beatboxing Flute Guy

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Movies:

Killer Clowns From Outer Space,happy tree friends,fight club,transformers the movie,top secret,i spit on your grave,make them die slowly,dawn of the dead,dayof the dead,return of the livving dead(they nuke louisville),lone star state of mind,steve's backyard boxxing the greatest hits,dream catcher,the mangler 1/2,kung fu death punch,the street fighter series(sonny chiba rules!)GRINDHOUSE,

Television:

DOG THE BOUNTY HUNTER

Books:

The Road To Mars-Cabal-a shit load of comics-My Little Helliad-Transmetropolitan-the bathroom reader set is where i get all my knowledge

Heroes:

Lloyd J. Kimble-Carrie L. Kimble

My Blog

me

You are a Fork..You are special, unique... and shiny.... but you just don't know it. Many admire you for your outward appearance, but you haven't truly expressed all of the great stuff inside of you. ...
Posted by CHOADE on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

the little thingie sounds like me

Schizotypal. This generally represents a mild schizophrenia. Oddforms of thinking & perceiving.You often seekisolation from others. You sometimes believeyou have extra sensory ability or thatunrela...
Posted by CHOADE on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

i just had a cat scratch my right nut- i;m glad that it wasn't worse- woodchuck in the morning i'm not sure if it's good or not
Posted by CHOADE on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

poo

it seems all my subjects have to do with poop
Posted by CHOADE on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

poop on a cat

i need a job! but since i've been working under the table for the past few months- it looks like i've been unemployed on an aplication- that makes me look like more of a slacker than i really am...
Posted by CHOADE on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

knickers

i don't know- i think i just felt like saying knickers! my enitre household is starting to come down with the flu- better to get it now i say- i think i'll go eat an orange
Posted by CHOADE on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

burning children

i was working in this grocery store and i was moving this cart- this little kid had some sharp shit and i kept trying to take it away from him- well he got mad and was talking about fire this fir...
Posted by CHOADE on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

i hate it here!

girls are confusing! cars don't like to run! jobs are hard to keep! and this area isn't much fun!
Posted by CHOADE on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

poo in my shoe

i'm really tired of not having a job it just gets really old waiting for the next wednesday for the little handout of a job that i have now this christmas is going to suck because i can't a...
Posted by CHOADE on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

stuff

i feel bad for not posting journals- but the truth is i rarely know how to say what i'm feeling- it's just easier for me to say it- but writing it puts it out there for everyone and i don't know ...
Posted by CHOADE on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST