DUKE PUKEMS

pizzapartius maximus

feeling the weight of the world crushing down upon him our hero looks to his creative side to raise his spirits. he decides to do a little writing. he he he..... a tall rugged man in a tyranasaurus re...
Posted by DUKE PUKEMS on Thu, 27 Dec 2007 01:39:00 PST

wierd euro trash video

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Posted by DUKE PUKEMS on Sun, 19 Nov 2006 01:39:00 PST

HA HA HA HA HA HA (expressed maniacally)

Sittin' round smokin' weed and listinin' to gangsta rap makes me feel hardcore but  I'm sittin' round with my pud in my hand blogging on myspace. I aint from the streets, that is not hardcore. Fe...
Posted by DUKE PUKEMS on Fri, 20 Oct 2006 02:10:00 PST

In the company of the dark lord

So having joined a satanic sex cult our hero finds himself staring down the anus of a miniature donkey. Something flashes through his head, "could I be making a mistake here?". The thought passes he p...
Posted by DUKE PUKEMS on Wed, 18 Oct 2006 02:54:00 PST

what's the deal with airline peanuts?

why is it that when you pay hundreds of dollars for a flight on the crappiest airline ever you only get a third grade style snack pack? the drinks are crazy expensive and they cut you off when they fe...
Posted by DUKE PUKEMS on Tue, 18 Oct 2005 02:55:00 PST