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Jamie Lee Awesome

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About Me


Sex Health Nazi. (Wrap it up, fools!)
Ex Porn shop Curmudgeon.
Surly Barista.
Nerd for hire.
Warduck Stabsalot Extraodinaire.

Likes: Party-o-clocking your ass, Baby Turtles
Dislikes: Redneck swingers, waking up early.

If you say the word "polyamory" or "poly" around me I might vomit on you.

My Interests

Red tattoos, cheerful existentialism, fleeing in the night, more red tattoos, star wars, freaking-the-fuck-out, shaving my head, outlaws, Secession of the Independent Republic of Texas, slight lisps, danger bits, Burningman, Stymie and Ralph, The Rebellion, Photoshop, Swearing, Drinking, Stabbing hoes, what-have-you

I'd like to meet:

Anyone down with impromptu mimosa dance parties.

Anyone willing to help me further the cause of my Sex Health Crusade.

Anyone who would write me messages.

Beardy Boys.

People who desperately want to fund my education:

Click the pic to gimme money :)

Music:

Neutral Milk Hotel's In an Aeroplane Over the Sea is an album I could listen to on repeat forever and not get tired of, Crappy Poppy Punk makes me shake my ass and gives me the motivation to clean, Bright Eyes and Otis Redding can bring heartachey me to tears in seconds, Kimya Dawson makes me feel alright about the whole world, and Johnny Cash singing "you are my sunshine" is rooted somewhere deep in the core of my entire existence.

Movies:

Anything really. The glowing light and motion thing really works for me.

Television:

Cartoons (not Anime) and political satire.

Books:

Anything by Tom Robbins, Richard Brautigan, Gabriel Garcia Marquez, Dave Eggers, Chucky Fucky Palahniu-cky, books about vampires, the Mafia, traditional southern etiquette, fiction fiction fiction

Heroes:

My alter ego, Professor Q Anthrax WarDuck. My mom, The Romantic Image I've built up around cups of coffee, French Toast, Jon Stewart, people who give up all their possessions to do ridiculous things, Air Conditioning, certain types of Booze, the surly waitstaff at hip Austin eateries.

My Blog

Amidala, if she were a little socially inept.

Doesn't take much to get me partied out these days....
Posted by Jamie Lee Awesome on Sun, 11 Nov 2007 11:30:00 PST

Coffea arabica

I just ordered one of these lovely little plants for my very own today:While it is possible to grow one of these little guys from seed, I just don't trust the green-ness of my thumbs (or lack thereof)...
Posted by Jamie Lee Awesome on Fri, 09 Nov 2007 08:35:00 PST

i-hate-you tinted glasses

The landlord changed our move-in date, and managed to add a few more little frustrations to the batch I've already been cooking up mahself. (money. school. moving. jobs. money. school. moving. jobs. m...
Posted by Jamie Lee Awesome on Thu, 18 Oct 2007 10:05:00 PST

What I learned from living in the (second) worst part of town:

1) It isn't actually as difficult as you'd think to talk down a crack head with a knife. Assert yourself in a calm steady voice. Tell him you won't agree to look at the worms in his walls until he put...
Posted by Jamie Lee Awesome on Wed, 17 Oct 2007 12:20:00 PST

Have you ever heard of an Anorexic Rat?

Argh. I feel like my heart is breaking.Pants, my rat, is dying.In the last two weeks, he's almost completely stopped eating. He looks emaciated. Barely drinks any water. His movements are slowing and ...
Posted by Jamie Lee Awesome on Mon, 01 Oct 2007 12:27:00 PST

A simple rule for simple living.

SAY WHAT YOU NEED.
Posted by Jamie Lee Awesome on Sun, 30 Sep 2007 11:15:00 PST

Nonsense City. Livin’ it up.

Tomorrow I plan on creating a new savings account strictly for holding my pile of school money . I wish I could have a Gringott's vault so I could at least look at it every now and then. And then I'd ...
Posted by Jamie Lee Awesome on Thu, 27 Sep 2007 02:51:00 PST

Fuck you, Hippie!

A guy stopped me on the street after work the other day asking if I would give trade him a dollar for a poem. "Dude, I don't even spend money on good poetry."POW!
Posted by Jamie Lee Awesome on Wed, 26 Sep 2007 06:42:00 PST

Im not a negative person, damnit.

I complain a lot about a lot of things. I also have a lot of really positive things to say, except I don't, for whatever reason. Maybe because it's boring to talk about how pleasant things are. Hyuk h...
Posted by Jamie Lee Awesome on Fri, 21 Sep 2007 01:24:00 PST

Freaking out freaking out freaking out freaking out.

I applied for readmission to UT today.Computer Science.Second choice was Sociology, which has nothing to do with practicality, but is at least intensely interesting to me. I can always just get a BA i...
Posted by Jamie Lee Awesome on Wed, 12 Sep 2007 02:33:00 PST