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Kermit K

Full contact, naked pie chucking!

About Me

That's me over there, in the rather attractive hat.
I have a bird and children. They are all beautiful
I'm going to overhaul this page when I get a minute, but can't be arsed at the moment.
I am a former founder member and namer of the infamous Fuckshovel, adding the bass player and convincing the drummer he should join. They sacked me. Just goes to show something, but I don't know what that is.
I'm in a really bad mood at the moment.
Yes - now, this moment or any- a really, really bad mood!
Hate shaving.
I can fight you, just can't be arsed.
Like picking heavy things up and putting them down again.
I think this government sucks.
Bring back the shield wall, the smell of blood on trampled fields, the sword, the axe
skalds with battle songs, heroes....

My Interests

Guitars
My amp
Beer
That dried bumble bee stuck to the leaf in the back garden

I'd like to meet:


IN NO PARTICULAR ORDER:

THESE LADIES, PLEASE:

(

PREFERABLY ALL AT THE SAME
TIME IN A BATH FULL OF JELLY
(The LADIES ONLY - Sorry lads, I'M A LESBIAN)...
and YOU - of course
I'd like to meet YOU - because you're windswept and interesting,
I hope - otherwise, BE GONE!

Music:

is lovely, isn't it? Especially that bit that goes all loud and that thing that goes "Finklee ting shizz wacka shoOOoo".

Movies:

13th Warrior, The Vikings

Television:

Lies to you

Books:

end up feeling heavy when you're lying in bed and the lamp is at a stupid angle.

Heroes:

My Dad

Vladimir Kulich - is:
Buliwyf!!

Muhammad Ali, Shamrock, Liddell,
Couture, Benny 'The Jet' Urquidez, Bas Rutten,
Barry McGuigan, and many other warriors, and poets...

Here - Leave a message:

My Blog

The calm before...

Well, off up to Arsenal to watch the gooners decimate my favourite team.  (They’ve let us all down so many times before, but being knocked out of the cup by the Welsh???!).  Sitting i...
Posted by Kermit K on Sat, 15 Mar 2008 07:52:00 PST

One Day

One day I’ll live in the now One day...
Posted by Kermit K on Thu, 13 Mar 2008 03:27:00 PST

A quick Drink

So I went into the pub for a swift half and turned into Tetley bitter man.  Some hours later I emerged with my back teeth floating&  Pulled my car keys out of my pocket&  Didnt notice ...
Posted by Kermit K on Thu, 24 Nov 2005 06:15:00 PST