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Giveadont

All Generalizations are Bad.

About Me

"He who makes a monster of himself rids himself the pain of being a man."
-Dr. Gonzo.

I like to piss myself off and so, I will probably offend you. I talk about my life here and what goes on around me. That means I'm not short of discussing my views on everything.
EVERYTHING: Sex, Drugs, Politics, Religion, Love, People, Work, Beauty, Music and much, much more. Sometimes I rant and sometimes I feel like being articulate. If you disagree with anything I say EVER you are probably a terrorist. So, too all you haters out there... I only accept friend requests from people with pictures that show massive amounts of cleavage.
Oh, yes, and I own prostitutes.

Check out more of my movies and videos at http://youtube.com/giveadont

My Interests

Humor, Writing, Sitars, Irony, Comedy, Video Games, Starting Real-life Musical Numbers, Being a bum, Chicago, Forests, Funk, water, Jammin', Instrumentals, Secular Anarchy, Lemon Water, Chinese Food, Sunglasses, Hippies that ARE hip, Music Theory, Keyboards, Letters of Disapproval, Pocket Refs, Guitar Solos, Barbecues, Making Sandwiches, Learning about Drugs, Construction, Legos, Government or lack-there-of, Gonzo Journalism, Airsoft, Drive-by's, Progressive Rock, Stoner Metal, METAL!!!, Quotes, Hookah Bars, Philosophy, Discussions, Not taking life seriously and being as serious as hell about it, Truth as Subjectivity, Comic-Strips, Youtube-video comments, Angry, Ranting, Awesomeness, Tribal Drums, Switchblades, Satire, Humanity, Pissing myself off, Juggling Contests, The 60s, The 90s, Kicking Ass, Badassery, Rap Battles, You don't know shit about fuck, What the EFF?!, Felt Tip Pens, Sonic and Knuckles, Typing arbitrary words into LimeWire, Quitting, Bonfires + Pizza, Cleverly dodging authority, Pedro's House, 'Blank' was a documentary and the events happened in real-time, Franken-Phone, "Parents Who Host Lose the Most", Paperclip Frogs, Halfassing It, "I'm fucking great", The Revolution Will Not Be Televised, That was "blank" I saw that movie!!!, BULLSHIT!!!, Scaring the Straits, Music Hunts

I'd like to meet:



Music:

Ween, TOOL, Orphaned Land, Grayceon, RPWL, Pink Floyd, Cult of Luna, Acid Bath, The Doors, Porcupine Tree, Moonspell, Cage, Sonic Youth, Radiohead, The Beatles, Bob Dylan, John Lennon, Mr Bungle, Dark Tranquility, Tiamat, Atmosphere, Machine Head, The Pixies, Junior Murvin, BT, Sublime, The Stranglers, Tom Jones, Gal Costa, Vangelis, Brian Buckley, Muddy Waters, The Castaways, Buckethead, Pantera, Dzyan, Simon and Garfunkel, Crüxshadows, Brown, Pete & Piblokto!, David Gilmour, The Eagles, Gil Scott Heron, Iggy Pop and The Stooges, Marilyn Manson, Mushroomhead, Tommy James & The Shondells, Robert Fripp, The Unseen Guest, Lee "Scratch" Perry, Lemon Demon, Incubus, ATB, Ennio Morricone, Issac Hayes, James Brown, Rufus Wainwright, Neil Young, Buffalo Springfield, James Yorkston, Paul McCartney, Akron/Family, Electric Six, MC Chris, Spearhead, The Avalanches, Polysics, Credence Clearwater, Rage Against the Machine, Muse, Blind Melon, At the Drive-In, Michael Franti, Morcheeba, The Zombies, Nails, No Doubt, People, Diane Cluck, Vashti Bunyan, Empyrean Imago, Fiona Apple, Modest Mouse, The Unicorns, Bobby Darin, The Animals, Gyorgy Ligeti, Johnny Cash, MC5, The Dead Kennedys, Air, Espers, King Diamond, Feist, Lucas, Postal Service, Prodigy, Queen, Regina Spektor, Bernard Herrmann, Angelo Badalamenti, Moby, Mozart, Bach, A Perfect Circle, Pilgrim Sweet Billy, Aaron Neville, Lightning Ride, Kool and the Gang, The Yardbirds, Made in Sweden, King Crimson, King Missile, REM, Richard Cheese, Roger McGuinn, Beck, The Byrds, Donovan, Soundgarden, Dream Theater, Primus, T-Rex, The Who, Sigur Rós, Led Zeppelin, Spooky Tooth, King Missile, The Seatbelts, Portishead, The Offspring, Nullsleep, Canned Heat, Don McLean, Jefferson Airplane, Janis Joplin, Van Morrison, Rage Against the Machine, Cream, Nine Inch Nails, System of a Down, REM, Gary Young, The Monkees, Iron Butterfly, Caifanes, Infected Mushroom, The Cranberries, The Mars Volta, The Music, The Clash, David Bowie, The Smashing Pumpkins, People, Talking Heads, The Rolling Stones, Rush, Prodigy, Velvet Underground, DNA, Susan Vega, Dusty Springfield, Joan Osborne, The Flaming Lips, Kenna, Nick Drake, Funcadelic, Funkadelic/Parliament, The Cramps, Ayreon, Azam Ali, Anthrax

If your profile says "Everthing except rap/country/classical"
Leave now or prepare to be shat on - and if you're into that - like I said... PREPARE!

Movies:

Network, 2001, The Shining, Resivour Dogs, Fight Club, Pulp Fiction, Clerks, Desperado, Full Metal Jacket, Mallrats, Igby Goes Down, Apoclypse Now, Taxi Driver, Vertigo, Once Upon A time in the West, Falling Down, Magnolia, Dr Strangelove, Rushmore, The Crow, Fistfull of Dollars, Willow, The Neverending Story, Oh, Brother, Where Art Thou, Sin City, Terminator, The good the bad and the ugly, hot shots (1 and 2), Blazing Saddles, The Life Aquatic, Akira, Mullit, The Village, The Butterfly Effect, Airplane (1 and 2), China town, Strangers on a train, Waynes World, Edward scissorhands, Signs, The Sixth Sense, Seven (or is it Se7en?). Star Wars, Secret Window (the book sucked), Stand By Me, American Beauty, The Meaning of Life, Goodfellas, The Bear, The Nightmare Before Christmas, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, The wall, Bringing Out the Dead, Platoon, 28 Days Later, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, The Quest for the Holy Grail, Unbreakable, Yojimbo, Mutant Aliens, Maltese Falcon, The Big Lebowski, Fargo, Batman, Where the Buffalo Roam, Clockwork Orange, Boondock Saints, Leon The Professional, Cowboy Bebop, Run Ronnie Run, Meet Joe Black, The Virgin Suicides, The Lord Of the Rings, Vanilla Sky, Crash, Pi, The Life of Brian, House of D, The Weatherman, Snatch, Layer Cake, Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, Crash, Walk the Line, Princess Mononoke, The Thing, Vanilla Sky, Dead Man, Ong Bak, Hard-Boiled, Tombstone, Zodiac, There Will Be Blood, No Country For Old Men, Devil in the Blue Dress, An Evening With Kevin Smith, Stranger Than Fiction

Television:

Harvey Birdman: Attorney at Law, Clerks, The Wonder Years, Ren and Stimpy, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Sealab 2021, Family Guy, The old Sonic, The Simpsons, American Dad, Stroker and Hoop, Stand Up Comedy, Reno 911, Cowboy Bebop, Trigun, FBI Files, The Daily Show, Colbert Report, The Venture Bros, Super Mario Brothers, The 3 Stooges, Futurama, Metalocalypse, Lucky Louie, Home MOvies

Books:

Bringing out the Dead, Fight Club, The Great Gatsby, In Cold Blood, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Blanket, The Philosophy of Andy Warhol, The Ascent of Humanity, Beyond Good and Evil, Essays, Twain, Orwell, Instruction Manuals

Heroes:

Hunter S. Thompson, Syd Barrett, John S. Hall, Mignon McLaughlin, Jello Biafra, Jim Morrison, Nick Drake, and...
Bill Hicks

My Blog

No Commercials Between Breaks

Drop a deuce on your local DJ and wipe your ass with his paycheck. You don't need him anymore; I've updated my playlist. Here's a brief overview on the songs and bands if you're interested. "World Th...
Posted by Giveadont on Sat, 07 Jun 2008 02:48:00 PST

Borders: My Pro-Drug

I became friends with a lot of people there and that's really the only good thing I have left to say about that place. I made fun of customers constantly because, let's face it, it only took 10-seco...
Posted by Giveadont on Tue, 03 Jun 2008 11:28:00 PST

Im telling you for the last time...

...why there's so much anti-American sentiment in the Middle-East.It all began with when we (The United States and Britain) helped to overthrow the democratically elected government of Iran under Prim...
Posted by Giveadont on Wed, 28 May 2008 02:14:00 PST

Des Plaines’ Hardcore Crapdown on Drugs

In my effervescent search for the processes in which one must endure in-order to run for Mayor of Des Plaines I found the following: ( http://www. journal-topics. com/dp/08/dp080514. 2. html )-------...
Posted by Giveadont on Mon, 19 May 2008 11:48:00 PST

Im old-enough to run for Mayor.

I've had a few confrontations in which people seem to claim that I'm too negative and cynical in my criticisms of this world. Well, to address the accusation that I am too "negative": I'll entertain s...
Posted by Giveadont on Sun, 18 May 2008 04:29:00 PST

Prevent Cancer, Smoke Pot.

As of now, marijuana is classified as a Schedule 1 drug by the DEA (http://www.usdoj.gov/dea/pubs/scheduling.html); it is considered as bad as Heroin and PCP because, supposedly: "There is not a shred...
Posted by Giveadont on Wed, 30 Apr 2008 01:47:00 PST

Let’s go digging

OH FUCK! It’s my birthday this Friday. I didn’t really realize that wholheartedly until I got some messages from my friends on FecalBook and MyEgoSpace!!! Haha, no insult to whoever actual...
Posted by Giveadont on Thu, 03 Apr 2008 11:08:00 PST

Marketing Ingenuity for the common-man!!!

Someone should make a totally badass, original commercial for some-kind-of feminine skin/hair product. It would show some woman in an alienating, white room with hints of green/blue room in flowers an...
Posted by Giveadont on Thu, 03 Apr 2008 11:07:00 PST

Walking With a Lisp

Language lets us to a name, it brings us to reminisce among/of friends and foes. It’s a powerful tool. But, remember - it’s no more than that, a tool. It is meant to bend and ween to OUR w...
Posted by Giveadont on Mon, 31 Mar 2008 12:13:00 PST

Even Gore-ier.

Okay, so I will admit that my previous entry Gore Bashing had one problem... it was severely outdated. Most all of those things had happened nearly 10 years ago and someone proposed to me that Gore ha...
Posted by Giveadont on Wed, 19 Mar 2008 01:41:00 PST