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About Me


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Name: Ace Bandito
Birthday: May 26
Birthplace: Uranus
Current Location: Home
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 5'4"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Both
Your Heritage: Check out my celebrity lookalikes, bitches.
The Shoes You Wore Today: Platform sandals
Your Weakness: Kevin's pouty face
Your Fears: Losing Kevin
Your Perfect Pizza: Stuffed cheese and jalapeno
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Get married
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: I don't IM
Thoughts First Waking Up: Fuck...
Your Best Physical Feature: Eyes
Your Bedtime: Whenever we're done fuckin'
Your Most Missed Memory: Hanging out with Evil E
Pepsi or Coke: Diet Pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King: Wendy's
Single or Group Dates: Group
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: YUCK! Neither.
Do you Smoke: Only when I think really hard.
Do you Swear: Fuck yeah!
Do you Sing: Yes, in the car.
Do you Shower Daily: Yes, smell my ass. You can't cuz it don't stink!
Have you Been in Love: I'm in love right now.
Do you want to go to College: No
Do you want to get Married: Yes
Do you belive in yourself: Kevin believes in me.
Do you get Motion Sickness: Yes
Do you think you are Attractive: Yes
Are you a Health Freak: No
Do you get along with your Parents: Yes
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yes, yes and yes!
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Jell-O Shots
In the past month have you Smoked: No
In the past month have you been on Drugs: No
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Yes
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Yes
In the past month have you been on Stage: No
In the past month have you been Dumped: No
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Does the shower count?
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Kevin's heart
Ever been Drunk: Yeah, who hasn't?
Ever been called a Tease: Kevin calls me that all the time.
Ever been Beaten up: Yep
Ever Shoplifted: Yeah, when I was young.
How do you want to Die: In Kevin's arms.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: What I am now... alive.
What country would you most like to Visit: Italy
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Hazel
Favourite Hair Color: Brown
Short or Long Hair: Receding
Height: 5'9"
Weight: Not so fat that they're sweating when breathing.
Best Clothing Style: The one I choose
Number of Drugs I have taken: 1
Number of CDs I own: A lot since they got meshed with Kevin's.
Number of Piercings: 2
Number of Tattoos: 2
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 0
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I don't know if I can fit everything about me in this tiny space so I am going to pick out a few key points:) I love to dance and hang out with my friends...One of my number one friends is Mel :) I love my 71 olds cutlass. I love music and art. I have no shame which means I will do just about anything in order to make people laugh. I drink on occasion :) And I love my sleep, I am so not a morning person. Just because I get up and go to the bathroom in the moring and you happen to see me does not mean I am up OK!
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What does your birth month reveal about you?

May
Stubborn and hard-hearted. Strong-willed and highly motivated. Sharp thoughts. Easily angered. Attracts others and loves attention. Deep feelings. Beautiful physically and mentally. Firm Standpoint. Needs no motivation. Easily consoled. Systematic (left brain). Loves to dream. Strong clairvoyance. Understanding. Sickness usually in the ear and neck. Good imagination. Good physical. Weak breathing. Loves literature and the arts. Loves traveling. Dislike being at home. Restless. Not having many children.Hardworking. High spirited. Spendthrift.
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My Interests

Music/art/dancing/whatever....if you can make it interesting....I'm interested. :)
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I'd like to meet:

People who aren't fake. I hate when people will tell you something but say another to their friends to save face. I always say if everyone spoke their mind this world would be a better place except for my friend shamrock....if he spoke his mind he would prolly get beat up a lot.

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Music:

Save Ferris, Rob Zombie,White Zombie,Marlyn Manson,NOFX,80's,Kc & the sunshine band, War, that one group that sings dancing queen :) Daft Punk,ATB, Paul Okenfold,Dirty Sanchez,some country, I don't listen to R&B/Rap but I will dance to it. I'll pretty much dance to anything as long as it has a good beat. Smash mouth, the old MJ not the new freakishly deformed wacko jacko. And lots of other stuff

Movies:

5th Element, The Messanger, Res. Evil one and 2. Dazed and confused because of the music and the cars. And other movies...to tired to think of.

Books:

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Heroes:

skeet "Skeet" is actually a form of birth control practiced by the African-American tribes of North America near the beginning of the 21st Centruy. Visionaries of the time (such as Lil Jon and Nelly) recognized the inevitable and everpresent danger of overpopulation in their land and decided to take action. They discovered an ancient form of birth control used by their ancestors that involved "pulling out and shooting" (much like skeet shooting) during sexual intercourse, as to not impregnate the female, or "biatch". The visionaries spread the word the only way they knew how: rap music. People would listen to the songs of the visionaries during ritual smoking ceremonies and chant "skeet skeet skeet!". Every tribe of their kind in the land listened to rap music and the idea of skeeting quickly gained in popularity. Soon, the entire African-American tribe had done its part to offset the effects of overpopulation through generations of skeeting on the women that they did not wish to impregnate. However, the other tribes of the land (most notabley, the Whites and Mexicans) did not support the "Skeet Movement". They continued to grow in number until the Whites eventually ate the Mexicans. The Whites, however, refused to eat the African-Americans for fear of sickle cell anemia, so they all got on a very large boat and went back to England."Excuse me, I didn't catch your name, but would you mind if I skeeted on you? Seeing as how we just met and all, I am not fully convinced that you would make a good mother, so I am electing not to ejaculate inside of you. Let me go get you a towel."

My Blog

I'M ENGAGED MUTHER F-ERS!!!!

I AM FREAKIN ENGAGED!!!!!!!
Posted by ace on Sat, 09 Jun 2007 12:43:00 PST

ME AND KEVIN!!!! 1 YEAR BITCHES

Kevin and I have been 2gether for 1 year now!!! Meeting Kevin has changed my entire world. Within a week Kevin knew he loved me. He also knew that he wanted to get married to me. People thought we we...
Posted by ace on Sun, 03 Jun 2007 06:53:00 PST

My Birthday

Ok...... So I'm going to be turning 26th this Saturday. I'm hoping for some switches to go off just like when I turned 25. Only I hope this time they are switches that are good...like turning up my ho...
Posted by ace on Fri, 25 May 2007 02:48:00 PST

A NEW YEAR

2007....this is going to be good. I really don't want to talk about the         new year, I much rather marinate in the previous year aught six. Whic...
Posted by ace on Tue, 02 Jan 2007 08:12:00 PST

Anticipation

So I don't get on myspace every day...sometimes I just don't feel like it same goes with my email. Today I decided to check first my email, it had 390 in my bulk and 70 some odd in my inbox....
Posted by ace on Wed, 06 Dec 2006 05:55:00 PST

Me myself....and me

WARNING: When reading this you will realize that the category has nothing to do with  what you are reading................................................... I added new photos to myspace. I'm in...
Posted by ace on Wed, 08 Nov 2006 02:43:00 PST

Get in my pants and eat me...waxed?.....sure am

Sex is a sport, except this is the kind of sport where you hope there IS a tie. Some people are just in it to win it..if you're lucky you'll find some one that wants to make sure you get you...
Posted by ace on Tue, 04 Jul 2006 07:04:00 PST

Psycho

What's up with psycho ex's. Why do they want you as soon as you find some one else..but yet they haven't wanted you for 2 years and tell you that they don't like you and that they are never going to c...
Posted by ace on Tue, 20 Jun 2006 06:57:00 PST

Back off

Back off guys! I have a man. Not your ordinary man...he's the kind of man that has a giant penis and big balls LOL. Well he does..any who. I took my classified down I found the person I have been look...
Posted by ace on Sat, 17 Jun 2006 04:56:00 PST

Bad day

I just got this new software so I can download music onto my phone and I can't get it to f***ing work. And today at work I was organizing my draws and had the first and second draw opend...well I went...
Posted by ace on Fri, 02 Jun 2006 07:47:00 PST