Aquene

I am a sugar glider... that is to say - an australian flying marsupial. where i come from, people actually say i'm a flying opposum... please don't call me a flying squirrell. that is quite insulting to a creature of my stature... and PLEASE... don't call me a stupid rat... or i will be forced to stand up, put my front paws in the air, and make a terrible noise at you that sounds not unlike a lawnmower starting. i am high class, and i am freaking beautiful. i like pockets, they are wonderous for sleeping in. i'm not really a fan of sunlight ... it hurts my eyes. i'm shy... if i don't know you i will probably put my tail over my face until you go away. i have a big bark, but no bite at all. anyways... why don't you go and get me some peaches? ta ta...