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Clo.

Forever red.

About Me

So, here I am. And happy am I to be here. Things I am at the same time: calm and hyper, exhausted and dying for more, clean and dirty, sweet and deadly, peaceful and violent. The folk school runs in my veins and plays through every single thing I do and follows me everywhere I go. Dance to live or live to dance? A little of both.

My Interests

singing, dancing, knitting, acting, painting, hanging, being, going, staying, swimming, tubbing, playing, writing, reading, watching, taking, giving, swinging, listening, learning, loving and living: all the days in all the ways.

I'd like to meet:

Wanda Johnson, Johnny Depp, John Cleese, John Lennon, John C. Campbell, Robin Williams, Ghandi, Matt Damon, Micheal Palin, Eric Idle, Chris Rock, Fred Astaire, Kenneth Brannagh, Bill Waterson (the guy that created CALVIN AND HOBBES), George Lucas, William Shakespeare, Gene Kelly, Dave Mathews, that one guy in egypt that keeps texting me, The Barenaked Ladies, Madeline Kahn, Ella Fitsgerald, Emma Thompson, Tom Hanks, Meg Ryan, Kevin Kline, Prince Harry, Prince William, and Louis Armstrong among others.

Music:

WANDA JOHNSON. Flight of the Conchords, KT Tunstall, Damien Rice, The Bare Naked Ladies, Gnarls Barkley, Cake, Dave Mathews Band, James Brown, Peter Salett, Nickle Creek, Queen, The Polyphonic Spree, Butch Walker, Snow Patrol, The Foo Fighters, The Wreckers, Of Montreal, Band of Horses, The Squirrel Nut Zippers, The Beatles, Franz Ferdinand, The Killers, Mock Turtle Soup, Ella Fitzgerald, Louis Armstrong, The Dog Branch Cats, Interpol, Rufus Wainright, Goldfinger, Good Green Day, Norah Jones, Bob Dylan, The Mighty Mighty Bosstones, Tenacious D, Dashboard Confessional, Dispatch, The Proclaimers, John Lennon, The Muppets, John Mayer, Maroon 5, The Band, The RED Hot Chili Peppers, Chicago:The Musical, They Might Be Giants, Arlo Guthrie, Wicked, The Gothic Cowboys, Pete Seeger, Weird Al, Alison Krauss, Aqua, The Archies, Aretha Franklin, Avenue Q, Phantom of the Opera, Be Good Tanyas, Beck, Bette Midler, Garbage, Black Eyed Peas, Outkast, Blues Traveler, Rent, The Cheiftains, Collective Soul, Delbert McClinton, Dexter Freebish, The Dixie Chicks, The Donnas, The Dropkick Murphys, Dr. John, The Electric Mayhem, Elwood, Eric Clapton, Eve 6, Fastball, The Foundations, Gene Kelly, The Gorillaz, Guster, Halfcocked, Jet, Jimmy Soul, Lifehouse, Macy Gray, The Mammas and the Papas, Mad Caddies, Martha's Trouble, Marvin Gaye, Melissa Ethridge, Modest Mouse, Morcheeba, No Doubt, Oasis, The Offspring, Phish, Queen Latifa, REM, Randy Newman, Ray Charles, Renee Olstead, Seal, Sheryl Crow, Simon & Garfunkle, Sister Hazel, Smashing Pumpkins, Stevie Wonder, Stroke 9, Sublime, Taking Back Sunday, The Temptations, Van Morrison, Vertical Horizon, Bob Marley, Wailing Souls, and countless other musically talented peoples.

Movies:

You have got to be kidding me. I will feel just awful if I should ever forget one. I shall try. MUCH ADO ABOUT NOTHING, Rent, Phantom of the Opera, The Departed, Children of Men, V for Vendetta, Fight Club, Amile, The Blues Brothers, Blues Brothers 2000, The Princess Bride, Singin' In The Rain, Fast Times at Ridgemont High, School of Rock, 40-year-old Virgin, Zoolander, Anchorman, Dodgeball, Starsky and Hutch, any Monty Python (yes, seen them all), 9 to 5, Donnie Darko, Sin City, Star Wars (4-6), Pride and Prejudice, Emma, Sense and Sensibility, Notting Hill, Danny Deckchair, You've Got Mail, Empire Records, That Thing You Do, A Midsummer Night's Dream, An Ideal Husband, The Importance of Being Ernest, Help!, Mulan, Chicago, Mulan Rouge, The Boondock Saints, 10 Things I Hate About You, Finding Neverland, The Pirates of The Carribean, Love Actually, anything by Kevin Smith (esp. Dogma), both Bridget Jones's Diaries, all Muppet movies (esp. Muppets From Space), Pulp Fiction, I am Sam, Rocky Horror Picture Show, Grease, Ocean's 11 and 12, Bourne Identity and Supremacy, Pirates Of Penzance, The Incredibles, Toy Story/Toy Story 2, Life Is Beautiful, Benny and Joon, Coyote Ugly, Room With A View, Willie Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, The Notebook, Stiff Upper Lips, Lucky Number Slevin, and that's all I can recall for now.

Television:

PBS kid all the way. Monty Python's Flying Circus, Jeeves and Wooster, Faulty Towers, The Young Ones, My Hero, The Vicar of Dibley, Chef, Black Adder, Are You Being Served?, RED Dwarf, Keeping Up Appearences, French and Saunders, The Thin Blue Line, Coupling, non brit-coms: The OFFICE, Arthur, Family Guy, American Dad, the good Saturday Night Live, Mad TV, The Daily Show with Jon Stewart, Kim Possible, Bewitched, I Dream of Jeanie, Friends, Will and Grace, Buffy (only episodes with SPIKE), and a lot of other terrible shows that I absolutely adore.

Books:

Anything by Dr. Suess, CALVIN AND HOBBES, The Giving Tree, The Da Vinci Code, Shakespeare, Jane Austen, and I truly do believe that JK Rowling IS a genius.

Heroes:

John Davidson, Jan Davidson, Wanda Johnson, Johnny Depp, John Cleese, John Lennon, Olive Dame Campbell, Ms. Adams, Bobbie Jo, Annie Fain, Robin Williams, Ghandi, William Shakespeare, Dave Mathews, The Barenaked Ladies, Ella Fitzgerald, Emma Thompson, Kevin Kline, Louie Armstrong, Elmo, Bill Waterson, and my cat, Doobie.

My Blog

stroke of genius (or procrastination of a spectacular degree)

i do, of course, have to dedicate this to my dearest Lane. who is almost as silly as i am and who never fails to string right along in my ridiculousness. [00:01] thecloverinred: LANE. LANE LANE LAN...
Posted by oh Chloe...you crazy. on Tue, 01 May 2007 10:01:00 PST

best kid ever.

i miss things.  often.  i try not to dwell in the past but as a human i do miss things.  often.there are many things i miss.  i miss my seventeenth birthday.  i miss math prob...
Posted by oh Chloe...you crazy. on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 02:36:00 PST

rainbows.

cupcakes.big red gerber daisiesjumping naked into a scumy pond after contra dancingkissing circlescuddle puddlesfiddlesfountainsplaying naked in waterfallsrunning through sprinklersbackyard soccer wit...
Posted by oh Chloe...you crazy. on Wed, 28 Mar 2007 10:53:00 PST

v-day ditty

My wishes for you on Valentine's Day:May your springs be greenAnd your winters be whiteYour thanksgivings heavy,Your summer days light.May every fall strollBe crunchy and breezy,May every birthdayBe h...
Posted by oh Chloe...you crazy. on Thu, 15 Feb 2007 09:26:00 PST

jan. 30

the day is in slow motionyetthe colors collideand swirland i can't tell the differencebut i know there is red.and i like it.s l o w l y,responsibility has shown it's weary head, and i try to direct i...
Posted by oh Chloe...you crazy. on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 04:44:00 PST

2006

***JANUARY***1. Who kissed you at midnight?Able.  Then everyone else.2. Did you have a new year's resolution this year?Kris & Able & I said we were gonna go skinny dippin in Brasstown cre...
Posted by oh Chloe...you crazy. on Fri, 01 Dec 2006 12:06:00 PST

breathing once more

inhale...exhale...inhale...exhale... fall is here and new and beautiful. so am i. and i am free from so many worries thoughts hopes plauging my confused mind. once again i am me yet i am so much more...
Posted by oh Chloe...you crazy. on Wed, 11 Oct 2006 08:33:00 PST

I am Helena...

Enter HELENA  HERMIA God speed fair Helena! whither away? HELENA Call you me fair? that fair again unsay. Demetrius loves your fair: O happy fair! Your eyes are lode-stars; and your tongue's ...
Posted by oh Chloe...you crazy. on Sat, 02 Sep 2006 05:00:00 PST

SNAKES ON A MUTHA FUCKIN PLANE!!!!!!!!

So I've been at UNCA Freshmen orientation all weekend.  Yeah, sucked.  All this group activity shit.  Planned meeting-people activities.  I mean I appreciate the effort, somewhat, ...
Posted by oh Chloe...you crazy. on Sun, 20 Aug 2006 11:17:00 PST

Highlight of the summer!!!

Maybe ya missed the bulletin, and the voicemail messages, and the e-mails, and the posters.  Or maybe you saw them all.  If so, I'm sorry!  As a good buddy of mine told me the othe...
Posted by oh Chloe...you crazy. on Thu, 20 Jul 2006 12:56:00 PST