Uh.. soo... |
Am I just a naturally occouring quantum machine? If this were true, would I not be capable of omnipotence as each and every idea is available to me before I am aware of it's existance? Wou...
Posted by Dave on Sat, 25 Feb 2006 02:31:00 PST |
Topic comes later, blog comes now. |
Three... two... one...HellothisisDaveI'mwritinginmyblogagainbecauseifeelthen
eedtotypeonthekeyboardinarandomandmeanderingfashion.PerhapsI
willwritethisentirepiecewithoughttheuseofthespacebar.Ican'tq
uite...
Posted by Dave on Mon, 26 Dec 2005 12:40:00 PST |
OhohhooHOhohohoO! |
I just changed my top 8! It turns out some of you aren't as COOL as others are! Let the strife begin!
Posted by Dave on Thu, 06 Oct 2005 05:53:00 PST |
Holey Wow! |
I just realized that there's certain people who've actually subscribed to my blog! And look at me, not posting anything ever! SHAME! Unfortunatley, there's no big issues on my mind right ...
Posted by Dave on Wed, 05 Oct 2005 09:53:00 PST |
I'll get down to it. |
The hairs on my head are going to get very short. Be warned.
Posted by Dave on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
BTW |
I have nothing to write about because I don't give a shit about sharing my life with you stupid UGLY people. If I did give a lark, I'd probably talk about my going to Vermont for the weekend. I...
Posted by Dave on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
I'M WRITING A NEW BLOG |
Whoa! Check it! Seriously. Hot women or hot electro. I CAN'T PICK. A good night to all of you and happy b-day to the J bawt. Peaaace
Posted by Dave on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
The Lord Has a Penis |
Cekebacy?
Celebacy is obviously not the answer. If it were, there wouldn't be a question.
Posted by Dave on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
I wonder |
If I put enough makeup on a piece of shit, would it look like paris hilton? Would you want to have sex with it? WOULD YOU SERIOUSLY WANT TO FUCK A PIECE OF SHIT THAT HAS MORE COSMETICS ON IT THAN BU...
Posted by Dave on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Signs of the time |
Weird. So I peppered everyone... EVERYONE on my friends list with their own www.toothpastefordinner.com 'horror'scope and came to an interesting conclusion. NOBODY HAS SEX IN JULY. Not one single C...
Posted by Dave on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
