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.mIss.MAy.

sometimes, i HATE people...

About Me

im a bit of a spazzzzR.I.P Mommy Patti, Jackie, Melvin,and Grandma Jackson, u guys will always be in my heart, i love u...i believe happiness is like peeing your pants, everyone can c it but only you can feel its warmth. i love my boyfriend, and my friends....i like to pick at stuff..a lot..paint, skin, etc. i HATE BAD DRIVerS, uhhh theres nuthing worse then a soccer mom in a car thats too big for her. i hate coke and pepsi, they both suck!!!!
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My Interests

daNCinG, PhoTOgraPHy, sIngiNG, haIR, SNAkeS, cutting holes in my jeans... and danCINg iNN the RAiNHoo-Freakin-Ra for Rocky Horror...me gusta Mucho! :)

I'd like to meet:

i know now i have definitely met who i want...however, iF James Dean were still alive id love to tie him to a bed and dOo0 him on the spot...yumm!!!same with Bettie Page!!! :)

Music:

SUBLIME, THE BEATLES, TOOL, old incubus, metallica, mudvayne, slipknot, mr. bungle, sleepytime gorillas, Below the Fold, red hot chili peppers, nirvana, pantera, a.p.c, aerosmith, music from the 60's and 70's...im pretty much the biggest eclectic u'll find, however eMO and pUNK are not something im willing to listen to!!! and yes that does mean i like country

Movies:

funny porn...or...ever after, practial magic, donnie darko, american beauty, alice in wonderland, welcome to the dollhouse , billy madison, 5th element, waynes world, superstar, school of rock, Labyrinth , without a paddle, pirates of the cariban, long kiss goodnight, night at the roxbury, mermaids , you've got mail, dogma, jay and silent bob strike back, now and then, return to me, hope floats, rocky horror picture show , rebel without a cause, french kiss, addicted to love, dirty dancing, pleasantville, nightmare before christmas , edward siccorhands, little mermaid, charlie and the chocolate factory, eight crazy nights and way more probably..

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Television:

family guy, simpsons, and futurama...dont watch a lot of T.V.

Books:

i love to read but lately theres been no time to do so

Heroes:

a hero should have some sort of super power...no one i know has them...

My Blog

random sex facts...

Did you know?..."Ithyphallophobia" is a morbid fear of seeing, thinking about or having an erect penis. Did you know?...According to a survey of sex shop owners, cherry is the most popular flavor o...
Posted by mISs.MAy. on Fri, 23 Mar 2007 03:56:00 PST

naughty or nice SEX coupons!!!

so i bought this "sex coupon" book... here's a few!!NICE- a big serving of your favorite decadent dessert- ice cream, mousse, devils food cake, hot fudge sundaes, anything you want.NAUGHTY- an evening...
Posted by mISs.MAy. on Thu, 22 Mar 2007 08:07:00 PST

men are like...

1. Men are like ...Laxatives ...... They irritate the crap out of you. 2. Men are like ....Bananas... The older they get, the less firm they are. 3. Men are like .......Weather..... Nothing can be do...
Posted by mISs.MAy. on Wed, 12 Apr 2006 12:00:00 PST

some intersting/stupid facts!

~ If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would haveproduced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.(Why waste my breath.)~ If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enoug...
Posted by mISs.MAy. on Tue, 21 Mar 2006 10:33:00 PST